Boots Meal Deal

A meal deal gone rogue. Living in a fridge in Boots. Not official, obv (obviously).

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Is this thing prawn?

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A man, a plan, a canal, pancake day.

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@jazzchantoozie No, but you're more than welcome to flatten one of our sponge fingers. x

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I like to call eating white chicken meat 'breast feeding'.

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Finger food is never as anatomically correct as you'd hope.

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I can never remember, is a tomato a fruit or an animal?

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What is loaf? Oh baby don't burn me. Don't burn me no more.

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Hello @superdrug, I mystery shopped you earlier. Fantastic drug availability but your selection of soup leaves a lot to be desired.

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The collective noun for sandwiches is a disappointment.

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I actually find Sunday mornings incredibly difficult.

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH.

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Revenge is a dish best served with a snack and a drink.

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Phew. Thought I was bleeding but it was just some beetroot juice.

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Medicine is the best medicine.

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Hello @superdrug do you have a favourite meal deal?

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Am I right or a meringue?

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Oh, erm, me neither.

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You know when you're kissing someone and your throat squeaks a bit and the person says "DID YOU BURP?!" and you wish you had bloody burped?

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Breadtime. Goodnight. xx

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Nightmares give you cheese.