The boy boozer

[The boy boozer @Boozeroffrats11]

Girls will post on their story supporting the Knicks when they don’t even know who Jalen Brunson is. All I have to say. I’m pissed. #liberals

[The boy boozer @Boozeroffrats11]

I know I’m a retired college guy, but man air band at Delaware sucks. Sigma Kappa wins every year and girls still wake up at 5 am every morning to practice. Figure it out.

[The boy boozer @Boozeroffrats11]

You guys ever think about victor oladipo sometimes. Man that guy was a legend. Reminds me of my prime. #subtle

[The boy boozer @Boozeroffrats11]

Me coming back from spring break today is like LeBron coming back to Cleveland.

[The boy boozer @Boozeroffrats11]

@BighossRic420 this is the life. Take advantage.

[The boy boozer @Boozeroffrats11]

Imagine causing issues at a bowling alley. Idk my boy is in Myrtle beach and decided to nut tap some random. #fag #smyth

[The boy boozer @Boozeroffrats11]

BYU, what can I say. You guys might, fuck that, YOU ARE the worst team in the NCAA. You have the #1 pick and lose to fucking Texas 💀💀💀💀. Texas just long horned ur ass dickhead😭😭😭

[The boy boozer @Boozeroffrats11]

North Carolina FUCKING SUCKS. IMAGINE GOING TO SCHOOL THERE 🤡 🤡 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡. They are actually so ass at basketball figure it the fuck out.

[The boy boozer @Boozeroffrats11]

Some kids were having all you can eat wings at this restaurant I was visiting. Kid in a frat shirt made the bathroom smell like my ballsack, it fucking stunk. #ew #fag

[The boy boozer @Boozeroffrats11]

Whitlock the fact that you played for Team USA embarrasses me. U actually fucking suck. I genuinely think I could not walk someone in that situation u piece of shit HOLY FUCK. USA fans mental health on the line for this shit and you fucking blow it. Suck a cock.

[The boy boozer @Boozeroffrats11]

USA RAHHHHHHHHHHH. Skenes es tu padre dickhead. #USA

[The boy boozer @Boozeroffrats11]

Called my boy last night bro had his girls feet in his mouth. Bros got a fetish. #gayahh

[The boy boozer @Boozeroffrats11]

Tried to hang out with my boy tonight. Turns out girls in Aphi don’t let that happen. #pussy #lostabrother #longlost

[The boy boozer @Boozeroffrats11]

We have a wedding tonight and my boy is wearing this fit. Is this tuff or is he a fag? Kid seems like a loser to me.

[The boy boozer @Boozeroffrats11]

I’m really in a public speaking class while I can be putting for par right now. Feel like a pussy rn.

[The boy boozer @Boozeroffrats11]

Schwarber could nuke any country and no one could do anything about it. I was so pumped up until my friend fucking threw up on his girlfriend which shows he cant booze at all. I’m so proud of myself that I’m a boozer and he’s not. #pussywhipped

[The boy boozer @Boozeroffrats11]

Just arrived to a location. Things might go down tonight.

[The boy boozer @Boozeroffrats11]

Just realized my last tweet makes absolutely no fucking sense because I can’t fucking read. FUCK. #sigepstein

[The boy boozer @Boozeroffrats11]

@JohnOliverDaGuy Who’s Fuhrm?

[The boy boozer @Boozeroffrats11]

Worst fucking start to a Friday life had in a while. FUCK. Also fuck ugly girls dude they suck. #diddy