CarlosBoozersDrunkUncle

Carlos Boozers alcoholic uncle living vicariously through his playing days.

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@DanLifshatz “Not competitive”

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@DanLifshatz What game are you watching? The defense has 7 tackles for loss and is everywhere right now. This game is the definition of competitive. Stop whining during the game.

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@DanLifshatz @bet_105 My ticket on the hornets game? Why asking? I was saying ur on a heater!

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Is any1 gonna mind if I do tonight???

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@galesayers4 @buttjones420 Yup - nothing makes me angrier lately than a dude in a motorcycle helmet shoving his phone in the face of an employee.

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@elio82 @barstoolsports Going to be at Tony’s place today?

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Tweeting a beautiful chick who loves auburn hoops. Can’t wait for my 4 boys with me right now to like this.

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Wearing my shorts below the knees. I’m getting ahead of the curve before everyone switches up. Portland #trail blazer

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Quietly…….. st pattys day is overrated……

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Calling the bullpen early today

[Leopold Williams, JD @ClubStauskas]

Bullpen game tonight

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@galesayers4 @hannahcmontoya Good point, gale. Disregard

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@galesayers4 @hannahcmontoya Flights to Boston too much but ur in chi??

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Sorry, maybe I’ll get nicer with age. But I have no interest in your marathon fundraiser…

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Not sure if this conversation exists out there, but the corporate training at Trader Joe’s must be fixed. Are they telling these cashiers to make uncomfortable small talk every time I check out? It’s not wanted and should never be encouraged. Re-evaluating where I grocery shop.

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Jesus fucking Christ

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Commited to a first date last night. Church at 6pm tonight. What the fuck Boozer. Time to pay for your sins.

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@galesayers4 Thanks, Gale. Pretty nervous for the first service post lent. Have no idea how to conduct myself in a church these days. Especially on a first date.

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Commited to a first date last night. Church at 6pm tonight. What the fuck Boozer. Time to pay for your sins.

[CarlosBoozersDrunkUncle @BoozersDrunk]

I cried at my desk and said my childhood is over after Marchand got traded to the bruins. Co-workers either think I’m the man or a total loser. Whatever. Pouring out a few for my favorite rat in a Boston uni to ever do it.

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Friday night guys night is a full go. One buddy might fade us for “work.”

Great excuse to eat sushi with his lady if you ask me.