gale sayers

she/him | geeb enthusiast | 1/4 of dirty mike and the boys

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would be so chill being a whale. just a big fucker cruising the ocean and eating krill all day. immaculate vibes

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Some guys my age spend their Sunday night with their girlfriend getting ready for the week while I’ve spent mine watching the new season of Love Island on my friends sectional

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Posting a pic on your Instagram story of the Chicago skyline from your SaaS company’s office with the new Drake playing in the background must feel so good

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I for one am shocked that I still do not feel well after consuming nothing but light domestic beer and sleeping for a total of 12 hours over the past 4 days.

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Wake up from nap
Quick key
Throw up

Many are saying the cards are stacked against me today

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@warm_bag Great question Mr. Milk. Something that makes my dick small and feel terrible for the next 3 days. You should know that already since you were in top house tho

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Bachelor party
Bag acquired
3 rounds of golf on the schedule
OOO message set

Doesn’t get much better

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It happened again

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My buddy just hit a CBD pen and we had to take him to the hospital

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@doomscroller77 Certified banger doomscroller77. Hope you have a great Friday

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@doomscroller77 Yes

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@doomscroller77 @gork translate this to English

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@doomscroller77 @jliebertgolf @DenisonGolfClub @DenisonGolf Great place to shoot a 107

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Standing out by liking hot girls Venmo transactions instead of Instagram stories after a few drinks

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@doomscroller77 Yeah it was @ericswallenberg

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@doomscroller77 You live on stolen land bro

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Claude, file my taxes and ensure my refund is at least $20,000. Make no miskates

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@gork why don’t I have a girlfriend

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Can’t put into words how much I dislike Rory

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@lebronluvr69 Nothing better than Guinness and laughs brother, please enjoy

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@thechosenberg Some men drown while others die of thirst