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Geed patrol / TKE Alumni • Dune2Chicks • You’re faded, who’s cooking? • real account @colleenhoover

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Two factor authentication was definitely invented by a geed

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If the iCarly kids actually went to my school you can guarantee I’m giving them infinite swirlies (great show though)

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I’d do anything to bring Keed, Take, Dolph, and Mac back

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@galesayers4 What’s bag? Sounds intriguing

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#NewProfilePic

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Happy april fools to all the boomer geeds, best day of the year on Facebook meme pages for old straight women who look butch with wizard sleeves and racists with the buzz cut + American flag trucker + Oakley wraparound sunglasses combo

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Number of fruitcakes per capita in Austin TX is out of control

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Retarded chick: hey I’m thinking about starting a podcast where I read life advice submissions from beat losers, do you think that’s been done before?

Retarded chick 2: no omg do it

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@LegendOfWinning @kxsportz Shut up you fuckin bot loser watched 1 game and you’re clearly such an npc squid. Bet you uploaded this video to GPT and asked it to make you a caption. Buddy what are you talking about.

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Just ordered a double chicken high protein cup from Chipotle then came home and hit my wife

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2016 trend got my npc radar in maximum overdrive

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Highly recommend

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Only thing Asian people love more than selfie sticks is talking on public transportation

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@FanDuel Nice rage bait. Jettas clears all

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@ARSmithIIIDOGE @celtics @RedSox You’re a fuckin loser buddy get a wife and kids

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@LArams4L @Underdog Lol right because Mayo calling plays is equivalent to having Stefanski

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@LArams4L @Underdog Fuckin moron Maye leads the league in yards/attempt Shedeur has to chuck because he’s always losing

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@FBallAnalysisYT Wow dude, you’re a sharp guy. Definitely gonna follow you for more football analysis

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If you’re not busy cold plunging in Austin you’re probably elbow deep in some other guys butthole

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I just posted congrats to Zohran Mandami on my Instagram and got ad targeted with anal beads

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@GmenVision @MLFootball You’re retarded buddy