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Staring into the void.

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@Nichameleon @TabootieCosplay https://t.co/NR11sAkDzt

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@RogerMarshallMD @berniemoreno Wow! If he has the support of Roger and Donnie he must be a real POS!

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@RonDeSantis Alternatively, you could just watch that one scene from 12 Monkeys where the man defecates into his own hand, on repeat, for several hours. I imagine the experience would be quite similar.

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@AnAngryOpossum Rammswine

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@DrLeighAnnCraig Perhaps you should wear a fake beard and mustache.

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@SenatorLankford @SenatorRicketts That tie makes you look like a sad, cowardly excuse for a human being who disgraces his country on a daily basis.

Just kidding, it's not the tie.

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@SpeakerMcCarthy Is this an invitation for a tourist visit or a "tourist visit"? Will there be any feces smearing involved?

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@SenRonJohnson If you're worried about the poor you could always give them some of your vast personal wealth.

https://t.co/Cy5E9STgSF

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@SenatorBraun Responsible Americans who oppose fascism shouldn't have to pay the salaries of Republican senators but here we are.

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@VancityReynolds @RexChapman Wrexham! Darn near killed ham!

#NotSorry

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@BenBradleyTV @RexChapman @WGNNews That is clearly a sky-tiddy.

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@MarshaBlackburn "Concerned Parents"
"Peaceful Tourists"
"Fine People"

You could just say "fascists" rather than making up all these new terms.

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@AnAngryOpossum I just get those one-time use disposable hammocks and throw them away every day. Take that, environment!!

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@MarshaBlackburn The Republican Party

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@aliyawill Fran!!!

FF XII Is very underrated. Fran and Balthier were probably my 2 favorite FF characters in the entire franchise.

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@Richard_Kadrey What did you do at work today honey?

I inverted a bunch of pig rectums.

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@SenatorHagerty You're heart's up your butt?

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@SenRickScott Maybe give those families struggling with inflation some of your vast wealth. Just a thought.

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@SenRandPaul Improve the process by resigning.

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@GOPLeader @Jim_Jordan @JudiciaryGOP Will you be renaming it the House Committee on Ironic Appointments?