Border Force

UK Border Force. Protecting my garden borders from illegal squirrels and cats - my area of SE London was great until they all moved in. #BTposse

[Border Force @BorderForce3]

@NoelTitheradge Truly shocking - I read on BBC news. I notice you rolled IDS out for comment. You do realise he was a trustee at the school when it was happening right ? Why’s he acting surprised ?

https://t.co/myoD6jKL4a

[Border Force @BorderForce3]

@michael_riordan I read the article and agree it’s truly shocking.
However, article says it occurred 2014-17 so does it actually mean “we STILL have much further to go” - an end date implies this stopped 5 years ago. We may have further to go , but that cannot be concluded from this article

[Border Force @BorderForce3]

@ncacheri @MartinDaubney @RNLI Let’s hope that taxi service come and rescue you if you’re ever in trouble cathie

[Border Force @BorderForce3]

@azwozhere How would you suggest I do that Azzy ?

[Border Force @BorderForce3]

@GuyFawks2itsme @31jan2020 I’m doing my job
Mainly chasing squirrels

[Border Force @BorderForce3]

“Woman, who thinks the RNLI shouldn’t save brown people, confuses a small dog with a government agency”

[cathie @ncacheri]

@Mick_O_Keeffe Our scumbags at @BorderForce3 @UKBorder and @RNLI brought 711 illegals last Wednesday but there's been more nearly every day France 🇫🇷 doesn't want them 🇬🇧 doesn't want them Ireland 🇮🇪 doesn't want them but these scabs are their taxis

[Border Force @BorderForce3]

@RasSmudge @ukhomeoffice Hopefully they’ll take you as well

[Border Force @BorderForce3]

I is dressed for my dinna #bowtieborder

[Border Force @BorderForce3]

Good lord I’m gorgeous #btposse

[Border Force @BorderForce3]

#chillin

[Border Force @BorderForce3]

@maryfrom1972 @pcowles @RNLI Nothing to do with me

[Border Force @BorderForce3]

@rhysmorgan69 @HeathrowAirport @British_Airways I don’t do border control - I just do barking, sniffing and chasing squirrels

[Border Force @BorderForce3]

@converse_ernest @ActivePatriotUK @RNLI @RoyalNavy @10DowningStreet Yeh - let’s beat up all the volunteers who risk their lives to save people every day - fucking smart that

[Border Force @BorderForce3]

@RuthHindmarch2 @RNLI “Person who holds the worlds finest volunteer maritime rescue service responsible for sexual crimes, gets small terrier confused with government agency”

[Border Force @BorderForce3]

@RuthHindmarch2 @pritipatel @RNLI @RoyalNavy Why is that ?

[Border Force @BorderForce3]

@THEBEARF1 @BorisJohnson I’ll bite the cunt if he tries.

Woof

[Border Force @BorderForce3]

@garyj_white @RNLI @Care4Calais What ? Peodos are MY fault now ?
I notice, as well as a small border terrier, you also blame:
A) the worlds finest volunteer maritime rescue service.
B) some nice ladies helping desperate people

As we say in dog: “woof, woofy woof” (want a translation ? )

[Border Force @BorderForce3]

Chill out Birdy. Rather than criticising the finest maritime rescue service in the world, why don’t you just chase some squirrels like me

[Birdy Brexit @BirdyBrexit]

Last week you also promised to #stoptheboats but you just had the @RNLI and @BorderForce3 taxiing THE ILLEGALS IN! All nicely settled in all inclusive 5* hotels. OWN UP YOUR FAILURE and #Resign #EnoughlsEnough

[Giles Sirett @GilesSirett]

So, it looks like I’m going to Court with @easyJet to reclaim the 5k expenses they’ve owed me since June. What an utter waste of everybody’s time this will be. #corporateresponsibility

[Border Force @BorderForce3]

19th century twat

[Lord Sugar @Lord_Sugar]

I notice @elonmusk is demanding all his workers return to the office and no more working from home. A man after my own heart.