Regular John

The Platonic ideal of a rough coat. 50% aquatic mammal aesthetics, 50% land shark. Powered by pure grit. Otter-headed charm, terrier-grade chaos.

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@yupyup @Aperta He's a bellend.

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@celtic_jaime He's a wanker.

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@Keir_Starmer Resign.

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@F1 @Gatorade Procession.

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@RichardRohrOFM 🙏🏻

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@samsonA535 H

[Regular John @BorderOtter]

The modern illusion of "customer service" is just an empathy script to protect corporate profits. Big businesses don't fix physical problems anymore; they build automated walls to manage our frustration. We are all just profoundly exhausted by the lack of actual care.

[Regular John @BorderOtter]

@EE @EE I called. Your frontline guide was genuinely lovely and tried her best. But empathy doesn’t splice glass. You’ve built a system that strips your own staff of the power to fix a Layer 1 failure today. Great humans, broken infrastructure. 2nd sleepless night with no CCTV.

[Regular John @BorderOtter]

Hey @EE & @OpenreachHelp, you’ve ceased my copper line and left me with a Dead on Arrival fiber install (Red LOS). You just cancelled my emergency TLOS appointment with zero notice. My property security is offline during a local crime wave. Stop the scripts and get a splicer here TODAY. This is a safety breach. #EE #Openreach #Ofcom

[Regular John @BorderOtter]

@FootballManager Great update, thanks.

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@FootballManager None, it does this after the first match of the season.

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@FM_Assist

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@stargoid @EliteDangerous @TheYamiks #nogrindrequired You don't have to grind, true. You can uninstall the game like I did and the grind is gone. #deadgame

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First (and maybe last) tweet.