Rissa Borders

📚 Author of YA Dark Fantasy
🏹 Querying THE MONSTER'S BROTHER
🪽 WoodWren | Neshima
The forest keeps what the world forgets
A whisper for those who carry all

[Rissa Borders @BordersCarissa]

Oof, guys, my bank account isn't happy after last night's tab... #unhingedpit #Q #YA #F

[Rissa Borders @BordersCarissa]

@MadelynKnecht It's because we all know with the amount of work y'all do, you need three full-time people for the multitasking. And the angry is just the effect of too little sleep and way too much coffee 🤷‍♀️☕

[Rissa Borders @BordersCarissa]

@talishammas Happy birthday! 🥳

[Rebecca Leigh is querying @rebleighauthor]

to all my #amquerying authors—always leave your pitches pinned a few days after the event! you never know who’s lurking 👀

[Rissa Borders @BordersCarissa]

@_Danielleniv I've been waiting for this day 😆

[Rissa Borders @BordersCarissa]

https://t.co/VE3YFBQPwX

[Rissa Borders @BordersCarissa]

THE MONSTER'S BROTHER
FULLMETAL x SWAN LAKE
#YA #F #Q #UnhingedPit

Come for the eye rolls. Stay for the emotional damage.

☠️ Deadly kids
🫩 No sleep like... ever
🤬 GREAT parents
🤝 Stupid bargains
🏰 Claustrophobia
😈 I am the monster rawr rawr rawr

[Rissa Borders @BordersCarissa]

Oof, guys, my bank account isn't happy after last night's tab... #unhingedpit #Q #YA #F

[Rissa Borders @BordersCarissa]

https://t.co/oZ6aDy8nVX

[Rissa Borders @BordersCarissa]

The Scail Wildlife Preserve has released a new bumper sticker and statement:
Do NOT feed (or PET) the monster even if he looks like a little kid.

Update: the monster's brother has been issued an exclusive hunting licence to tag the beast.

Stand by.

#UnhingedPit #YA #Q #F

[Rissa Borders @BordersCarissa]

@HLDocherty I might need to try this algebraic formula for comps!

[Rissa Borders @BordersCarissa]

@KR_Ludlow That dawg is deadly...

[Rissa Borders @BordersCarissa]

The Scail Wildlife Preserve has released a new bumper sticker and statement:
Do NOT feed (or PET) the monster even if he looks like a little kid.

Update: the monster's brother has been issued an exclusive hunting licence to tag the beast.

Stand by.

#UnhingedPit #YA #Q #F

[Rissa Borders @BordersCarissa]

@once_darkness Oh no, the SAND!

[Rissa Borders @BordersCarissa]

@mshurtleffwrite Love it!

[Rissa Borders @BordersCarissa]

@scottbradford84 And Peggy 🤣😭 love it!

[Rissa Borders @BordersCarissa]

Oof, guys, my bank account isn't happy after last night's tab... #unhingedpit #Q #YA #F

[Rissa Borders @BordersCarissa]

@monaewrites Yes please!

[Rissa Borders @BordersCarissa]

@kasylongauthor Aww I love the yearbook idea!!

[Rissa Borders @BordersCarissa]

@hannahhzhangg OMG this one got me 🤣

[Rissa Borders @BordersCarissa]

@rebecca_linam That doesn't seem like nearly enough freckles 😆

[Rissa Borders @BordersCarissa]

@qmaddenwrites LOVE!

[Rissa Borders @BordersCarissa]

@Kirsten221B Now to find some creative ways to get my money back

[Rissa Borders @BordersCarissa]

@AbigailLissit Thank you! ❤️

[Rissa Borders @BordersCarissa]

@PetiteDeborah Now if only I can use it to restock my funds...