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rip ellie a causality of war

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@oldspinsterr twin get a deathhawk AND a gun, problem solved

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@notcocoon RETWEET

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@oldspinsterr conner……

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chat I just realized I’m an adult who can sign up for breakdancing classes

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@notcocoon *nine, i’m in your walls

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relearning how to ride a bike at 22 is one of the most embarrassing things a man can do

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@notcocoon OH look at how the tables turn

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@notcocoon @BuschBeer bro be serious

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@notcocoon my lawyers will be intact, you’re going straight to the gulag bud

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@pigeon_ping 😔

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just dapped a man up instead of giving him a professional hand shake at work, yall think im getting fired?

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@notcocoon your day back at unemployment office is yet to come

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i can’t even watch a movie in peace

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chat the ‘leave the artwork unfinished’ demon is calling my name again
BEGONE FOUL BEAST RELEASE ME

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@oldspinsterr Don’t quit you need to 100% platinum Joann’s

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just caught and killed a fly with one hand, if anyone needs a bodyguard i am available

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i miss having AMC stubs because i was really just seeing anything, like what do you mean i watched a movie that was a sci-fi retelling of the story of job

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@notcocoon why the self shoutout?

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@oldspinsterr happy birthday grandma!

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a drag king that’s always willing to lend you a few bucks and smells really good: Michael Loan