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i have 8 friends.

[evillll @pigeon_ping]

@Boreddotexe been out of the workforce a little too long king?

[evillll @pigeon_ping]

what parasite in my brain makes keep thinking that die hard (a movie i have seen) is about 9/11 (it came out before)? anything helps.

[evillll @pigeon_ping]

people in the pnw don’t freak with meatballs like the midwest does…missing it here rn

[evillll @pigeon_ping]

i consume ham for ritual not pleasure

[The Fourth Way @The4thWayYT]

bro if u lead me into fucking temptation instead of delivering me from evil i fucking swear

[evillll @pigeon_ping]

this is a stolen joke

[evillll @pigeon_ping]

grock of duty: mountain warfare tuah

[evillll @pigeon_ping]

grock of duty: mountain warfare tuah

[evillll @pigeon_ping]

i’mn’t

[evillll @pigeon_ping]

@Boreddotexe man shut the hell up

[stephen @alsostephenking]

sleepy joe you’ve got two months. go crazy. eliminate all student debt. legalize marijuana. make tampons and condoms free. ban cybertrucks. shit in the oval office’s air vent. kidnap barron. the world is your oyster buddy

[evillll @pigeon_ping]

@batteryasydd should’ve waited till i could make it funnier. simply got too excited🙁

[evillll @pigeon_ping]

at the music venue. strait up bjorkin it. and by it. well haha let’s just say…my penits.

[evillll @pigeon_ping]

you ever read a rate your music take that is so bold and so provocative you wonder if the album is actually that good or if whoever wrote the review just has their head way too far up their ass

[evillll @pigeon_ping]

hook? line? AND sinker?? i hardly know her!!

[evillll @pigeon_ping]

@batteryasydd

[evillll @pigeon_ping]

WHAT THE FUCK IS REDUCED SODIUM SALT THAT SHIT CANT BE GOOD FOR YOU

[evillll @pigeon_ping]

finding a new “underground” shoe gaze band just to find out they’re all nepo babies from the music industry

[evillll @pigeon_ping]

taking my 30 min lunch to run home and take a fat shit

[evillll @pigeon_ping]

tired of people laughing at dax flame and not with him bro is genuinely funny come on guys

[evillll @pigeon_ping]

someone in my neighborhood is on that karaoke grind - thank god she’s good