Haydn Borghetti-Metz

I get enough exercise pushing my luck.

[Haydn Borghetti-Metz @BorghettiMetz]

How it feels to leave a car wash, then immediately merge-in behind a salt truck.

[Haydn Borghetti-Metz @BorghettiMetz]

Casually watching tv and I look outside to see a chonky black bear just going to town on a bag of dog food I just bought. What else you got, 2020?

[Haydn Borghetti-Metz @BorghettiMetz]

Watching a guy smoke a cigarette out of the corner of his mask, as he’s walking into Wal-Mart. We’ll be fine guys.

[Haydn Borghetti-Metz @BorghettiMetz]

Sitting in a waiting room, talking to some kid about Capri sun straws. Little guy looked me right in the eyes, bit the corner off his, and chugged it. I had no words... but his dad had a few.

[Haydn Borghetti-Metz @BorghettiMetz]

@GandalfDaBrown “Why’d she drop the knife?!?”
-Dhruv Rathod

[kylie jo rutherford 🐱 @itskyliejo]

I love this photo...beautiful running posture 👌🏻👌🏻 @SuperFly_33

[Haydn Borghetti-Metz @BorghettiMetz]

"What were you on Halloween?"
Late for class, very late for class.

[Haydn Borghetti-Metz @BorghettiMetz]

When you finally see a car backing out of a good parking spot on campus, but then you realize it's covered in broken glass as you whip in...

[Haydn Borghetti-Metz @BorghettiMetz]

@S_Barton20 I'd say, it usually takes you quite a while to find a nice pop up with good pictures.

[Haydn Borghetti-Metz @BorghettiMetz]

That awkward moment when you hide 8 hardboiled Easter eggs and the kids come back with 9...

[Haydn Borghetti-Metz @BorghettiMetz]

Talking with my little sister about my car:
"It has like 185 horsepower"
"That's like 800 cats right?"
"Uh... yeah, it's roughly 800 cats"

[Haydn Borghetti-Metz @BorghettiMetz]

@S_Barton20 What about cold? Can you tell if I'm cold?

[Coach Lark @CoachLark21]

@BorghettiMetz Named SoCon Student-Athlete of the Week https://t.co/oSkBbn9ZoP

#FalconNation

Way to Represent Haydn!

[Haydn Borghetti-Metz @BorghettiMetz]

Kinda sad that my main use of having a car on campus is to go get Pal's for breakfast.

[Haydn Borghetti-Metz @BorghettiMetz]

Happy Birthday! @AllisonW_96 🏃π

[Haydn Borghetti-Metz @BorghettiMetz]

Just gave a fast food presentation I was completely unprepared for, hopefully rolling off a few KFC menu items and 1 joke gets me a B...

[Haydn Borghetti-Metz @BorghettiMetz]

My brother is complaining about how far the guy in his video game has to walk. We take our laziness very seriously in this family.

[Haydn Borghetti-Metz @BorghettiMetz]

Just watched a squirrel bury a nut in the courtyard. I'm gonna go dig it up and replace it with a Reese cup. That'll blow his little mind.

[Haydn Borghetti-Metz @BorghettiMetz]

By the time my professor says something worth writing down, I've usually already taken apart my pen and lost the spring.