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[dewd @BoringAssName]

I walked right by you, didn't say nothing
I know you saw me u wanna say something
I'm with my shooter, you with yo' girlfriend
Can I pick you up? Slide out or something

[dewd @BoringAssName]

@fxcxcel Environmental lab offered me $17/hr to run HPLC on dirt for 8 hours a day like sure bro

[dewd @BoringAssName]

@mynounswentpro 27 is the new 21 but they dont tell you that 🤫🎉 Happy early bday

[dewd @BoringAssName]

@FromN5_ Confirmation bias

[dewd @BoringAssName]

@Chriss_m @allformaee @sitcomcrave You had to change the topic quick cuz u cant win the original one 😭😂

[dewd @BoringAssName]

@trinksbuck Eden bad 🤤

[dewd @BoringAssName]

@AsycLoL @aitilamsnamtons @JOSE06142026 @1MissDaOldKANYE

[dewd @BoringAssName]

@AsycLoL @aitilamsnamtons @JOSE06142026 @1MissDaOldKANYE Notice how all your replies have ZERO likes 😭 no one fw you

[dewd @BoringAssName]

Tiktok commenters trying to ratio a post

[dewd @BoringAssName]

How to not want to kys when moving apartments

[dewd @BoringAssName]

MoroccanOil and that shit used to work good af until I found out theyre Isreali based

[sam @samcanmiss]

Wat curl creams do jews use

[dewd @BoringAssName]

@trinksbuck I would be getting really rich

[Barney “Deputy” Fife @DeputyFife69]

I enjoy eating box more than getting blown

[ULYSSES SRT GRANT @babyfacegnar]

1 week sober

[dewd @BoringAssName]

@Daykerpriest @crossyououtxx 34 THOUSAND people saw your tweet and not a SINGLE one liked it😭😭😭😭😭

[dewd @BoringAssName]

@trinksbuck That isosorbide dinitrate had me rollin 48 hrs straight 😵‍💫

[dewd @BoringAssName]

@vomitcel_ 2kg a DAY!?😭 Yeah those ED mfs are out their damn mind

[dewd @BoringAssName]

I dont think ive had a plane takeoff on time in the past 2 years

[dewd @BoringAssName]

@SasquatchH4269 @broodingcath “Heckin flufferinos”

[dewd @BoringAssName]

@TsoiFan49 @TimoTweetss how does no disc affect a cozy blanket, warm fireplace, hot cocoa, and freshly laid snow?