Boris Excelsior

Literary Critic of Life.

[Princess Pricklepants 🦔 @PPricklepants]

It is that time of year to sit back and enjoy our magnum opus, The Quilly Quest. An animated film of infinite jest, and most excellent fancy

https://t.co/2Q8ZLWY6Vb

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@Figzet @TheGenericCow @LovinMeetings @BorisExcelsior @NatickBobCat @Ratatosk4 @radiationmouth You yourself literally posted pictures of the cows, bear, squirrel, and monkey together and now you're saying they're not real!? It is a sad, sad day when an honest bear, cow, squirrel, and monkey can be defamed like this.

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@PPricklepants @Figzet @NatickBobCat @Ratatosk4 @radiationmouth Indeed. I was there. No way Monkey could have been involved.

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@PointsMD @SquirrelyNotch @PPricklepants @dannydealguru simpler, that way

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@PPricklepants The bear is all wrong. Bears are subtle, erudite, and meta-aware.

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@BorisExcelsior 5:37 - still no movie. Am preparing to sulk.

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@BorisExcelsior every preview is a sequel - again the story of my life.

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@BorisExcelsior movie still not started. Everyone is talking. So I rebel by using Twitter.

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Movie start time 5:15. Ads still running. It's the story of my life writ small.

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@Ratatosk4 @PPricklepants @trumps_squirrel @Coffee4Squirrel @Mtbkgrl @A_single_bear Most bears not big on soc. net-I'm here for my blog.

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@NatickBobCat @FrynLane @Ratatosk4 @PPricklepants @danielmackie I admit you're more amusing when defensive than when threatening rodents

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@NatickBobCat @FrynLane @Ratatosk4 @PPricklepants @danielmackie Here, you might enjoy this. Short words. https://t.co/KehLVvGXKW

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@NatickBobCat @FrynLane @Ratatosk4 @PPricklepants @danielmackie Your posturing bores me, small cat. It is as dull as life itself.

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@FrynLane @Ratatosk4 @PPricklepants @NatickBobCat @danielmackie One thing that can really help with bobcats is being a bear.

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@Ratatosk4 @ReneeLascala @PPricklepants @trumps_squirrel @Coffee4Squirrel @Mtbkgrl Very little.You squirrels stay busy all day, don't you?

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.@ReneeLascala @PPricklepants @BorisExcelsior @trumps_squirrel @Coffee4Squirrel @Mtbkgrl What is more magical that Pooh or Paddington Bear?

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@Ratatosk4 @ReneeLascala @PPricklepants @trumps_squirrel @Coffee4Squirrel @Mtbkgrl I'm a bear of few words, though I do like those ones.

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@Ratatosk4 @PPricklepants @trumps_squirrel @Coffee4Squirrel @Mtbkgrl I voted for the hedgehog on accident, how do I fix?

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@trumps_squirrel @PPricklepants @Coffee4Squirrel @Ratatosk4 @Mtbkgrl Bear, really, superior to humans and hedgehogs in most respects.

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@PPricklepants @trumps_squirrel @Coffee4Squirrel @Ratatosk4 @Mtbkgrl
I thought it'd be fun to vote squirrel to annoy you 🤔 sorry