BorisTheBin

I'm a bin, I live on Sark outside @ContraryCottage and handle the rubbish created by @AlmostSenseless. She's a dirty pixie.

[BorisTheBin @BorisTheBin]

@iosonoJohn There can be only one. #binlander

[BorisTheBin @BorisTheBin]

Oy, woman, it's my day to go out!

[BorisTheBin @BorisTheBin]

Two things have happened today...

1) she has moved me to a different house and
2) I have a little friend.

I am Boris, highest bin in the Bailiwick of Guernsey, all shall kneel before me!

I'm waiting for a binion to clean me.

#binfluencer

[BorisTheBin @BorisTheBin]

@SarkTwit Oh yes!

[BorisTheBin @BorisTheBin]

*SHRIEKS*

[Jono Read @jonoread]

Nothing more mesmerising than watching a flying wheelie bin

[BorisTheBin @BorisTheBin]

@julieteresah *admires*

[BorisTheBin @BorisTheBin]

She wants me to go out in this? Sheesh. #binday

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[BorisTheBin @BorisTheBin]

@SarkTwit Perhaps I could stand in the by-election, it would ensure it's contested 😬

[BorisTheBin @BorisTheBin]

I know I wanted to go out to play, but it's not very nice out here on Rue du Sermon.

#binlife #binday

[BorisTheBin @BorisTheBin]

Yay! #binlife

[BorisTheBin @BorisTheBin]

@pencadlys All the time, but then I talk sense and they realise their mistake.

[BorisTheBin @BorisTheBin]

@SeigneurOfSark @Alex_Bobsleigh @AlmostSenseless She evicted me from my home whilst delivering!

She did a very neat job though, unlike madam who's still not put out the cardboard for collection 🙄

[BorisTheBin @BorisTheBin]

@clareangela *admires* 🥰

[BorisTheBin @BorisTheBin]

Well this is nice 😬

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💨🦆🍃

#binlife #binday

[BorisTheBin @BorisTheBin]

@IncognitoPengy A wooden floor 😬

[BorisTheBin @BorisTheBin]

She remembered me today, though I've a feeling she overslept as she look even more unkempt than usual.

And was muttering something about not getting the hang of Thursdays.

#binlife

[BorisTheBin @BorisTheBin]

It's Thursday, woohoo!

[BorisTheBin @BorisTheBin]

@SarkTwit @AlmostSenseless @Sark_Island @SarkSheepRace @SarkBoulangerie @SarkSummerFest @LocateGuernsey @SarkDairy @PoliceSark @AtoBCyclesSark @pencadlys Yebbut, she only feeds me once a week! 😱 #binwoes #binlife

[Guernsey Press @GuernseyPress]

With traveller numbers dropping, Southampton will become the Bailiwick's only airlink with the UK.

Gatwick flights cancelled until the end of May https://t.co/MIzZ6AZMlJ

[BorisTheBin @BorisTheBin]

@PaulJE3 Errrm, you must be confusing me with another Boris!