reggie kickflip

i love being young and free to go places

[endora bullshit @collectdust]

"we knew something was wrong bc people were buying tickets" is funny idc

[bailey @Baileymoon15]

i cant figure out which one is the gay person and which one is the english teacher

[Brian Guest @brguest20]

There it is

[reggie kickflip @BornInTheSand97]

paralyzer by finger eleven is a timeless classic.

[If Only @ifonlytimeline]

Federal minimum wage is 2 hashbrowns an hour

[john teufel @JohnTeufelNYC]

I'm not sure we all fully grasp that there's a big room where old people yell nonsense at each other and that's how we get laws

[Michael Ian Black @michaelianblack]

This is the only the second MAGA candidate accused of murder this week. Let's not blow it out of proportion.

[Bob @PoopFromDaButt]

anyone know how to turn off closed captions for racing events? it’s a bit distracting

[budum @TimAllenItalian]

I invented talking to my girlfriend. We both have to get hammered though or it doesn’t work

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

How many school music programs got defunded for this

[☔ @Whotfismick]

*me getting my oil changed*

mechanic: “we’ve also notice that—“

me:

[Jurassic Ape @JurassicApe]

@Variety Top-notch outfit.
#DunePartTwo #AMCTheatres

[Culture Crave 🍿 @CultureCrave]

Amazon is being sued after raising Prime Video prices

The lawsuit says it's deceptive to charge $3 extra after advertising Prime was 'commercial free' for years

“Subscribers must now pay extra to get something they already paid for"

[Stephen Carty @CartyScorsese]

Taylor Swift going down to the field after the game:

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Just like we drew it up.

[LB @schLEEpington]

I honestly miss the days where shit could just be a surprise. 😭

[Read Jackson Rising @JPHilllllll]

So much of this country seems to have lost sight of the idea that public goods are for the public

[Tesla Owusu @halema_hendrix]

Yall losing the plot. THREE skyscrapers were EMPTY in a city that’s has one of the biggest HOMELESS populations in the US of A

[Ernest Wilkins | 🏁 @ErnestWilkins]

“Y’all did that on Feb 1st, too. Threw me to the wolves” 🤣