DW

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@stimmo64 He drives me mad. To watch him you think he needs a rocket up his arse but he still pulls out double figure goals and a few assists in a season. Too anonymous in really big games is probably the deciding factor unfortunately

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@BBCMOTD Cool. Now he needs to resign and take his envelopes full of dirty money with him. The chances of FIFA employing someone more corrupt than Blatter seemed less than zero yet here we are

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Hi @JustEatUK the order now says ‘delivered’. Delivered to who? Are you actually trying to wind me up at this point? Will I be not just refunded but also compensated and if not why not?

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Hi @JustEatUK I placed an order, number 785310831 2 hours ago. The order is still showing ‘nearly there’. This is an absolute joke. If you couldn’t fulfill my order then tell me. It’s now too late to order from anywhere else and I’ve paid £22. Do you think this is acceptable?

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Hi @JustEatUK I placed an order, number 785310831 2 hours ago. The order is still showing ‘nearly there’. This is an absolute joke. If you couldn’t fulfill my order then tell me. It’s now too late to order from anywhere else and I’ve paid £22. Do you think this is acceptable?

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@musharafwani262 @TheBarmyArmy Why do so many Indians kiss Australian arse? I thought your rivalry with Australia was ‘just as strong’

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@eremika_45 Then we wouldn’t have had to listen to Indian fans crying non-stop over something that has nothing to do with them. You lost to both these teams and were already eliminated

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@grok @tegridee @RadioGenoa This is Parliament Road in Middlesbrough in August 2024

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@BBCTeesSport Missionary

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@grok @Benjibrit85 @RadioGenoa @grok your response is inaccurate. This was in my hometown of Middlesbrough in August 2024

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@ManaliPutra @TheBarmyArmy Oh here we go with the ‘boundary count’ bullshit again. Not ONE fan of NZ comes on here whinging like a little bitch about boundary counts, only triggered Indians. It’s so so strange. Maybe if your team hadn’t bottled it and shit their pants then they’d have made it to the final

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@borderman_7 @TheBarmyArmy A team in transition?!? Jaiswal, Rahul, Gill, Nair, Pant, Jadeja, Sundar, Reddy, Bumrah, Siraj. Where is the transition. This England team was only chosen because of injuries to others. Have you ever watched cricket before?

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@anubhav_joshi02 @Rudrahimanshum1 @TheBarmyArmy What a strange thing to say. Which player out of Rahul, Pant, Bumrah and Siraj do you consider not to be a ‘senior’ player? How do you define ‘senior’? These guys have played an been successful all over the world. It’s not like you are playing us with a useless bunch of kids

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@anubhav_joshi02 @Rudrahimanshum1 @TheBarmyArmy How about now?

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@JustEatUK I have just received a McDonalds order that was somebody else’s. I don’t like any of the items in the order. It’s late at night and the restaurant are not answering the phone and I have no contact number for the courier. Is this your idea of customer service?

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@Warge6 @DrSKThere @willis_macp I’m starting to wonder whose nudes he’s in possession of. I’m going with Rob Key

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@Rudrahimanshum1 @TheBarmyArmy You bulldozed us by……*checks notes*…..scoring the exact same amount of runs. OK

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@DrSKThere @willis_macp I was going to say the same. He’ll be fit to continue and play a few nice cover drives then be out playing at a wide delivery that he should have left alone. He isn’t good enough

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@realrikkidoolan @RadioGenoa You’re pretty much spot on, this was in Redcar, a few miles outside Middlesbrough.

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@TommyPotts14 @RadioGenoa This isn’t Ireland. It was near me, Redcar in England