Boris Barclay

Potential Lumberjack. I have the beard and some check shirts. Just need some trees and an axe.

[Boris Barclay @BorsBarclay]

I don’t feel strongly enough one way or the other to confidently tweet my opinion about it #fencesitter #sittingonthefence #copout

[Boris Barclay @BorsBarclay]

What were the ticket prices like at the cricket today?

#AUSvsWI #odi #odicricket

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

Tracy Chapman, who has not performed in public in years, performs "Fast Car" with Luke Combs at the #Grammys:

[Boris Barclay @BorsBarclay]

The old rope a dope! Make the batters think you can't field and then throw the stumps down!

#INDvENG

[Boris Barclay @BorsBarclay]

Since lunch, India's fielding has done more to turn the scoreboard over than #bazball has

#INDvENG

[Boris Barclay @BorsBarclay]

#AUSvsPAK

[Boris Barclay @BorsBarclay]

Fuck me! Collingwood even get the free when they're the ones to hit the Lions high

#AFLGF #AFLGrandFinal #AFL

[Boris Barclay @BorsBarclay]

*whistle*

"High Collingwood"

Might as well be watching netball:

*whistle*

"Contact"

#AFLGrandFinal #AFL

[Jimmy O'Brien @Jomboy_]

"It's very very smart from Jonny Bairstow"

"Brilliant work by Jonny Bairstow, a wicket out of absolutely nothing there"

"a lot of credit to Jonny Bairstow for realizing the moment"

#TheAshes

[Boris Barclay @BorsBarclay]

@ChanLoop Yeah that 1-0 yellow card count is fair. You muppet

[Boris Barclay @BorsBarclay]

Why does the #nrl even bother having the warriors as a team when they continue to trot out refs that will fuck them over week after week. No need to watch these games anymore cos the fix is already in #NRLWarriorsSouths

[Boris Barclay @BorsBarclay]

Victor Radley probably wondering why that wasn't a sin bin #NRLMagicRound #nrlwarriorspanthers

[Boris Barclay @BorsBarclay]

@Sub3Steve @FOXNRL @kayosports Was able to catch the highlights on @wwos @SundayFootyShow.Thanks @Channel9

[Marcus Rowan @MarcusRowan17]

Anyone else cancelling their @kayosports subscription after this weekends shitshow?

[Boris Barclay @BorsBarclay]

Aus batting line up looking a bit headless day one of the first test #INDvsAUS

[Boris Barclay @BorsBarclay]

@Baddiel If god is male, then is he circumcised or not?

[Boris Barclay @BorsBarclay]

@dontattempt Cheropin, Iterra, Walla, Yuamala

[Boris Barclay @BorsBarclay]

Andrew Voss with the biggest commentators curse ever

#NRLRaidersRoosters #commentatorscurse

[insomniac @insomni31780696]

@ThemeparkDreamz @willsmith "Well, sweetie, sometimes when a person fucks around and talks shit, they get to find out and get hit. I know it's a lot, and it can be scary, but I want you to understand that ain't start none and there won't be none."

[Boris Barclay @BorsBarclay]

"If they had've had a man where the batsman nicked the ball, and it went right to him and he caught it, then that could've been beneficial...in hindsight"

Quality commentary #PAKvAUS PAKvsAUS