City of Boston Mayor’s Press Office (Parody)

Here to provide you with the latest information from the Office of @MayorWu (parody)

[City of Boston Mayor’s Press Office (Parody) @BosPressOffice]

Wtf is this shit @MayorWu, how you gonna block your own press office? #bospoli

[City of Boston Mayor’s Press Office (Parody) @BosPressOffice]

@AntiWuCoalition @bostonherald @MayorWu I couldn’t even tell you where the closet Church is to my house

[City of Boston Mayor’s Press Office (Parody) @BosPressOffice]

@bostonherald Unrelated:

Police Commissioner Michael Cox with no comment on the people shot at Boston’s Caribbean Festival each and every year.

[City of Boston Mayor’s Press Office (Parody) @BosPressOffice]

@bostonherald Just as I told them to. This resolution does nothing to improve anyone’s life, just shows the federal government that Boston wants a target on its back. When we lose federal funding, I plan to complain about how we were victimized.

[City of Boston Mayor’s Press Office (Parody) @BosPressOffice]

@JonathanCohn What is the purpose of your excessive gum-to-teeth ratio?

[City of Boston Mayor’s Press Office (Parody) @BosPressOffice]

@mathemactivist @Bostopianews Spoken like someone whose profile picture is the only time they’ve had any pussy in their face

[City of Boston Mayor’s Press Office (Parody) @BosPressOffice]

@farrell205 @Bostopianews I have never made an error in my life. I simply don’t believe in anything I’ve ever promoted - my only concern is what is best for me. Minion.

[City of Boston Mayor’s Press Office (Parody) @BosPressOffice]

@Bostopianews I do whatever I have to in order to get elected, you fool. I don’t care about you, the DSA, or Boston. It’s all about me.

[City of Boston Mayor’s Press Office (Parody) @BosPressOffice]

@OnlyInBOS Love this idea, I can’t wait to implement it in Boston

[City of Boston Mayor’s Press Office (Parody) @BosPressOffice]

@TheSociableChef My administration is currently in talks with this man about coming to work at City Hall.

[City of Boston Mayor’s Press Office (Parody) @BosPressOffice]

@jessamynejones My next budget is going to dedicate an entire department to this

[City of Boston Mayor’s Press Office (Parody) @BosPressOffice]

@LocalPoliticsis @MayorWu I only take questions from friendlies that have submitted them to me for vetting beforehand, and even then my answers sound weak and shallow.

[City of Boston Mayor’s Press Office (Parody) @BosPressOffice]

@BillMelugin_ Stop arresting my voters

[City of Boston Mayor’s Press Office (Parody) @BosPressOffice]

@bostonherald “Here’s a quarter of a million dollars to not tell everyone what we did”

[City of Boston Mayor’s Press Office (Parody) @BosPressOffice]

@EdforBoston @BostonPatrolmen @police_boston You’re going on my list, Ed.

[City of Boston Mayor’s Press Office (Parody) @BosPressOffice]

@Shawn4Boston @MayorWu You missing a few

[City of Boston Mayor’s Press Office (Parody) @BosPressOffice]

@revrenddoctor I’m surprised you’re even able to watch the game with your head buried so far up the Mayor’s twat

[City of Boston Mayor’s Press Office (Parody) @BosPressOffice]

@elonmusk Anybody who has written an “article” about video games isn’t a journalist but a pathetic fuckboi who wants to pass themselves off as a journalist

[City of Boston Mayor’s Press Office (Parody) @BosPressOffice]

@byChrisVan “All the nepotism appointments are leaving because Dizoglio is actually trying to audit shit”

[City of Boston Mayor’s Press Office (Parody) @BosPressOffice]

@elonmusk Habeck is the OG Karen

[City of Boston Mayor’s Press Office (Parody) @BosPressOffice]

@eastwoodx I don’t recall @elonmusk ever demanding a cut of my money, just the government