Bruno Springsteen

Not a famous rock star. And DEFINITELY not Bruce Springsteen. (satire?)

[Bruno Springsteen @Boss1949]

Some people seemed upset that I called @realDonaldTrump a moron, so I wanted to clarify my remarks: He's also an asshole. #ImWithHer

[Bruno Springsteen @Boss1949]

@CKulcavage @realDonaldTrump 1. Tweet is 2 years old, you're a little late. 2. This is clearly a satire account. 3. Views cannot be wrong, by definition. That's what makes them views. 4. Thank you for your service.

[Bruno Springsteen @Boss1949]

Some people seemed upset that I called @realDonaldTrump a moron, so I wanted to clarify my remarks: He's also an asshole. #ImWithHer

[Bruce Springsteen! (Blogness) @blogness]

Check out the latest #Springsteen Poll-Cast, counting down your top 10 favorite tracks from 1998's "Tracks" box set: https://t.co/OsW6omn81M

[Henry F. Potter @MrPotterOnTwitt]

Why isn't Bert the Cop even looking at the atrocious, and perhaps subversive, crimes that were committed by Crooked George B and his nitwit uncle? $8000 "lost" (is that possible?) - A total disgrace!

[Henry F. Potter @MrPotterOnTwitt]

The Fake News Media builds George Bailey up as a Saint, when in actuality he is the exact opposite. His broken down Building&Loan is doing TREMENDOUS damage to Bedford Falls! George B and his gang of Angry Garlic Eaters must be stopped!

[Peter Chianca @pchianca]

The @NewYorker caption contest has screwed me again! How could they not pick this one? Granted, it's a thinker. #BillyJoel @nyercartoons

[Bruno Springsteen @Boss1949]

Great spending some time with Bono & he gave Patti such a nice thank you gift. Who knew there was a "Black Pudding" @TheYankeeCandle?

[Bruno Springsteen @Boss1949]

So @tomhanks is creaming us in @HeadsUp -- who knew there would be a Bosom Buddies category?

[Bruno Springsteen @Boss1949]

And Billy Joel keeps holding the phone backwards against his forehead. This really isn't supposed to be that complicated. #HeadsUp

[Bruno Springsteen @Boss1949]

Playing @HeadsUp with Bono, Billy Joel and @tomhanks. Bono keeps guessing "extreme poverty in Africa" for every topic. #downer

[Bruno Springsteen @Boss1949]

Bono asks Billy Joel if he got the new @U2 album & Billy says, "I figured it would just show up on my phone in the middle of the night." Then he put Bono in a headlock and gave him noogies. #FriendshipGoals

[Bruno Springsteen @Boss1949]

Nice to have a few days off from the show, but my phone still buzzing with ticket requests. Calm down @Lin_Manuel, you'll get tickets when I say you get tickets! #pushy

[Bruno Springsteen @Boss1949]

If I have to hear Bono talk one more time about how big his stupid screen is, I'm gonna plotz. #itsnotthesizeitshowyouuseit

[Peter Morley @morethanmySLE]

☎ @SenatorCollins & ask her to please vote NO 202-224-2523 &☎ your Senators 202-224-3121 Please ☎ now https://t.co/HHAcVlTXct

[Bruno Springsteen @Boss1949]

Billy Joel has been living in my barn for so long that the horses have accepted him as one of their own. The foals keep trying to suckle him.

[Bruno Springsteen @Boss1949]

Now Billy Joel is mad that Bono gets the guest bedroom and he has to sleep in the barn. "I'm sleeping on hay fer chrissakes!" he says. TAKE A HINT BILLY

[Bruno Springsteen @Boss1949]

Bono staying with me while in town for @nbcsnl. It's nice how he insists on making breakfast every morning but how much black pudding can one man eat? #gross

[Seth Abramson @SethAbramson]

(THREAD) This is a thread about Donald Trump. If what it says conforms with how you feel, I hope you'll consider sharing it with others.

[Bruno Springsteen @Boss1949]

But to get in you have be able to sing the entire Steel Mill songography. Just try that you corporate fatcats! /4

[Bruno Springsteen @Boss1949]

So to make up for it I'm going to embark on a tour of local American Legion halls. Tickets will be $14.50 each. /3

[Bruno Springsteen @Boss1949]

Ticketmaster said their algorithm would take into account the genuine love in each fan's heart. Sounded sketchy but I'm not a tech guy. /2