Boss Hazy

Satirical/parody account. All content is fictional and for entertainment purposes only. Not intended to represent real people, events, or facts.

[Boss Hazy @BossHazy]

@willyrobins @mtracey She’s 35, brother. You don’t need much wealth to score a woman entering her late 30s.

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@SilencerAF @RichardBSpencer @elonmusk Richard has put on a few pounds, but I wouldn’t call him fat.

[Michael Malice @michaelmalice]

for the first time since free markets were invented, customers are being called out on their bullshit by the product

we are entering a golden age

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@sourpatchlyds @RealPostFolder Ancient, even. In the dating market anyway.

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@InventionZero @Polymarket Ironic, considering your post was written by AI.

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@JackPosobiec I’ve always found her to be fair and impartial. One of the rare good MSM journalists.

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@wil_da_beast630 Same rating on what scale? Out of 10?

I’d bet if the question was simply “is this person attractive or not” there’d be at least 80% agreement.

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@wil_da_beast630 Throughout history, kids were your retirement plan. The more kids you had, the better you’d be taken care of in old age.

That is still the case in many countries - the countries that coincidentally have the highest birth rates.

Social security& the welfare state ended that.

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@CoreyWriting Populations level out over time.

The massive population explosion post-WW2 was not sustainable.

Everything will be fine. AI and humanoid robotics arrived just in time.

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@captive_dreamer Hunter has been on the podcast circuit for the better part of a year. He’s doing any show that will take him.

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@eduardo58933306 @avidseries Secured southern border for the first time in either of our lives.

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@Osint613 "Hey, what's up? Sorry about killing your mom and dad a few months ago. Anyway, what do you think about a peace deal?"

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@7ulfaqar @Cernovich You’ve got the right idea. But, respectfully, there’s not been an actual market crash since 2008. We’ve been in a bull market since early 2009.

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@MccreaOrion @curtis_yarvin It's easy to think that because it's exactly what happened.

The month Trump took office, the Conservatives were up 25 points. Less than 3 months later, the Liberal were up by 10.

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@Babygravy9 The villains of this story are the guy's friends who are strolling around aimlessly like video game NPCs while the kid is being drowned in the lake.

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@JFGariepy Her speaking Ebonics with hip-hop playing in the background is nauseating.

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@amuse This ruling was from June of last year. Why are you posting it now?

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@annakhachiyan The post is probably fake, but I have heard women refer to their daughters using those exact words.

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@curtis_yarvin He essentially dropped a nuke on Canada. The Liberal party was on the verge of losing official party status because of how badly Trudeau mismanaged things. They now hold a majority government, and will for years to come, almost exclusively due to Trump's rhetoric.