Miss Hepner

I am an evil twin of Virginia Hepner, the retired banker turned el presidente and CEO of Woodruff Arts Center. Why? Beats the heck out of me. It's a parody, BTW

[Miss Hepner @BossHepner]

"Unlucky timing of expansion" indeed. Mistakes were made, musicians have paid.
http://t.co/gAMnTpJoML

[Miss Hepner @BossHepner]

"The ASO players seem not to have learned from history..." It's so awesome to hear my fervent hope validated.
https://t.co/K9sQNyCa82

[Miss Hepner @BossHepner]

OK, @ATLSymMusicians have repealed our attack & held the hill, & they're celebrating as if they won the war. They're worse off than in 2012.

[Miss Hepner @BossHepner]

No, let's do the opposite and FORGET what you found about WAC leadership.
http://t.co/CTVvvbneY6

[Miss Hepner @BossHepner]

Nope. I was retired for 6 years & I didn't unretire 2 become WAC CEO to "work hard", "rebuild trust", etc.No chance.
https://t.co/j5VYej4q7k

[Miss Hepner @BossHepner]

Well, I am happy: 4 more years of leading ATL arts.. somewhere.

[Miss Hepner @BossHepner]

@missprintedit Thank you, dear. I'm afraid this is not the last time you've heard from me.

[Miss Hepner @BossHepner]

@SOSSymphonyATL @BerlinPhil Of course no touring unless u pay for it. I'm working hard so that one day musicians pay us for privilege 2play.

[Miss Hepner @BossHepner]

I am celebrating: giddy & drunk, so here I'm gonna say something I'm not supposed to: I love musicians, most of 'em are soo "flexible". ;-)

[Miss Hepner @BossHepner]

4yr contract isn't set in stone. If I want to change terms in 2 years, I'll just dial ASO deficits up to put it in bankruptcy & renegotiate.

[Miss Hepner @BossHepner]

Still 42 week, worse health plan, puny pay raises. No touring, a few players added in the future. Regional orchestra status, here we come!

[Miss Hepner @BossHepner]

Looks like I'm gonna continue to lead WAC, with no change 2 the system. I pledge 2 continue artificial ASO deficits & correspondng lockouts.

[Miss Hepner @BossHepner]

I think we broke @ATLSymMusicians back: we barely removed a boot from their neck, guaranteed nothing, "promised" a lot & they gonna eat it.

[Miss Hepner @BossHepner]

Ethics and accountability is for you, ppl. Us, community stewards, enjoy consequence-free existence. See ya, suckers!
http://t.co/PnuvaAKCw9

[Miss Hepner @BossHepner]

Still one too many musicians. We, fiscally-responsible people who gambled away borrowed money, just can't afford 'em.
http://t.co/UdUKCv4pzJ

[Miss Hepner @BossHepner]

Raise millions$ 4 High.Don't use it 4 project,invest it w WACmafia,borrow against it,lose it,blame union,#ASOLockout
https://t.co/2AEQy6GE8m

[Miss Hepner @BossHepner]

Question 4 for ASO directors from https://t.co/XadC9UpHw1 is
https://t.co/pT4BHD7xIL
Obviously, u say... Um. gotta go, Chinese food arrived.

[Miss Hepner @BossHepner]

ASO directors, don't read this. https://t.co/XadC9UpHw1
Just treat your board position as a status item you paid for, like a trophy wife.

[Miss Hepner @BossHepner]

Counterproposal progress update. Step1: mulling it.done. 2: Inspecting it & reflecting on it.in progress. 3. Obsessing over it. Starts tomrw

[Miss Hepner @BossHepner]

Well, @ATLSymMusicians, you've been Hepnered!