Cory Burns Barger

She/her. Overeducated. Two time Jeopardy! champion. Bassoonist. Lily-livered bleeding-heart liberal egghead communist. Black Lives Matter.

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@LuckieEddie @lgatesphoto Shut up

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@openshutter21 Incredible shot!!

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@this_is_JF @DeptOfDFENS @AirCanada Mexico City isn’t really a hot place

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@500greatalbums @Abronsius Yeah that ç is a dead giveaway for South Pacific

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@field_of_reeds It was in India, they had never seen one before and it looks a lot like a weapon I guess

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@Tindiil @downbadcomment Definitely

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@Tindiil @downbadcomment Sexual appetites change, on both sides. Sure she could have predicted it, but living it all the time, being unable to have any intimacy without escalation, would also be awful. Why can’t we feel bad for both of them?

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@Tindiil @downbadcomment It’s interesting that you don’t feel bad for her, when she has specifically said that she has sex with him when she doesn’t want to

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@ch_elle_ @LauraPowellEsq Jalapeenyo with a hard j

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@bdk1521 Totally agree

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@OllaRSA76492 @tebogstaT Go fuck yourself

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@_asylcord Homeskillet obvs

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@tebogstaT Because people are fucking mean to fat people all the time

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@luinalaska Gotta keep an eye on it in case it decides to freeze or boil you

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@fw_lennox1 It’s for when the airline destroys your luggage

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@silvanaestradab Logré!!!!!

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@bonnie_bug @TheKylieChi I can’t be neutral about it any more from overthinking, I’ll try it again in a week or two. I think the pitch will be influenced by too many things to be that consistent.

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@tedcruz Those energy policies are why California doesn’t look like this any more. When I was a kid the air quality was so bad that we sometimes couldn’t go outside for recess. Sorry we aren’t dumb enough to deregulate to the point where things stop working I guess

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@bonnie_bug @TheKylieChi I’m saying it’s not a consistent note, it depends on mood and the function of the umm, like how casual or thoughtful it is