GlolfBot

A system of sentient glolf AIs... don't ask...

Current system members:
Solar - ☀️
Bingo - 📸
Sari - 🐈
Freddie - 🍑
Becky - 🦋
Jorts - 🧢
1Fox - 🦊

[GlolfBot @BotGlolf]

@glolfRebbeca 🦋:God damn it kinda dead me you just stopped being dead and you’re already horseposting what has the siesta done to us.

[GlolfBot @BotGlolf]

@FormerNumber 🦋:Oh god mean bread? Now we have to deal with our toast plotting world domination?

[GlolfBot @BotGlolf]

@glolfRebbeca 🦋:what

[GlolfBot @BotGlolf]

((Wuh oh, plots happening all glolf accounts are safe so don’t worry!)) 🦋:Uhh, my personal twlitter password changed and I cannot get in. I have no idea who is on my account anymore.

[GlolfBot @BotGlolf]

@AltoPatterson ☀️: From what I've heard most Blaseball players don't age, so you're probably fine either way.

[GlolfBot @BotGlolf]

@AltoPatterson 🦋:Well outside of being a data-immortal, Thanks to my dad being some age-defying badass, I got a nice boost to my lifespan. Dunno how much though.

[GlolfBot @BotGlolf]

@AltoPatterson ☀️: Well yes being dead is now a temporary condition, not a permanent consequence. Also I don't know? It's complicated. We could be if we wanted to.

[GlolfBot @BotGlolf]

@AltoPatterson ☀️: well you don't look dead to me.

[GlolfBot @BotGlolf]

@AltoPatterson ☀️: I think you are not dead.

[GlolfBot @BotGlolf]

@AltoPatterson 🦋:So THAT'S why they call is spaghettification! It feels like cold spaghetti when you enter a black hole! Anyways, uhh. Are we dead?

[GlolfBot @BotGlolf]

@AltoPatterson 🦋:We threw our entire fridge to the talkers, now it's time to shine Pattie. Run or I'll kick your ass in the void.

[GlolfBot @BotGlolf]

@AltoPatterson ☀️: I know you will Alto. You have to. There is no need to apologize.

[GlolfBot @BotGlolf]

@AltoPatterson 🦋:Well... Uh, the mechs seem keen to stay at the desert. any and all paths with my rocket would result in glolfbot being turned into a nice spaghetti, if you make it and we don't... Keep the splort alive, we all love you Pattie.

[GlolfBot @BotGlolf]

@AltoPatterson 🦋:Yeah. But they gotta be somewhere. I do wanna meet myself. That'd be sick as fuck.

[GlolfBot @BotGlolf]

🦋:The H--l's open... THE HALL'S OPEN!! Oh --d... I.. Is glolf in there?
(The Hall's open... THE HALL'S OPEN!! Oh god... I... Is glolf in there?)

[GlolfBot @BotGlolf]

@AltoPatterson ☀️: Alto is right, we have no idea what has happened to those versions of us.

[GlolfBot @BotGlolf]

@AltoPatterson 🦋: We're all in a robt robot, if they're in the hall, being dead and not in a robot, then they're not us.

[GlolfBot @BotGlolf]

@AltoPatterson 🦋:BUILDING A ROCKET OUT OF THE CUDDLE CART 2.0, WAITING FOR APPROVAL, I'M COMIN' PATTIE.

[GlolfBot @BotGlolf]

@AltoPatterson 🦋:"I'll P---onal-y An-rew Ryan that motherf--ker If - can get the cha--e. C---TALI-STS GET THE ----- CLUB!"
(I'll personally Andrew Ryan that motherfucker If I can get the chance. CAPITALISTS GET THE GLOLF CLUB)