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Satirical joke account inspired by other, great accounts on here!!!

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@DrewSav @DougJBalloon @FrappuccinoSlim

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Our next President.

[Peter Baker @peterbakernyt]

Who is Darializa Avila Chevalier? She has called Biden a "rapist," said "fuck Kamala Harris," seemed to justify Russia's invasion of Ukraine, denigrated interracial relationships and supported abolishing police, borders and prisons. @clairemfahy https://t.co/UnFAFb2TKH

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

My Uber driver in Branson was a Kennedy-Goldwater-Nixon-Nixon-Ford-Reagan-Reagan-Bush-Dole-Bush-Bush-McCain-Romney-Trump-Trump-Trump voter. He said that after Tuesday’s primary results in New York, there’s no way he’ll ever vote for a Democrat again.

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Why Tulsi Gabbard’s stock is rising in the 2028 Democratic primary.

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Does this mean he should automatically become President?

[Irie Sentner @iriesentner]

SCOOP: Sen. Ruben Gallego repeatedly used campaign cash to fund luxury outings with his wife and to care for his children since launching his campaign for Senate in 2023, including attending the Super Bowl using a joint campaign account with Eric Swalwell.
https://t.co/Osq33JrHr5

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Do Democrats have a vegan problem? GOP’s attacks on Talarico, while dubious, have awakened long simmering tensions between the meat eating, salt of the earth patriots in the heartland and vegan coastal elites in San Francisco and New York.

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Did David Jolly pick the wrong Graham? Many FL Democrats bemoan that Lindsey Graham would have added real gravitas to the ticket.

[Chris D. Jackson @ChrisDJackson]

After impressing Democrats in South Carolina last weekend, @AndyBeshearKY was back on the trail in Colorado and Iowa this weekend, raising money for Democrats in those crucial races.

And the coverage is starting to sound familiar everywhere he goes:

The more people hear from Andy Beshear, the more they like him.
He knows how to talk about Democratic values in a way that feels grounded, normal, and connected to everyday people.

He continues to be my dark horse for 2028.

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Do Democrats have a vegan problem? GOP’s attacks on Talarico, while dubious, have awakened long simmering tensions between the meat eating, salt of the earth patriots in the heartland and vegan coastal elites in San Francisco and New York.

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And into the arms of Roseanne!

[Miami Herald @MiamiHerald]

Rising costs push Florida Hispanic voters away from Trump, poll finds https://t.co/NTpMtyi9Ng

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Not in this Trump for 2028 merchandise store in west Texas.

[Drew Savicki @DrewSav]

Talarico isn't exactly the ideal statewide Democratic candidate for Texas but Ken Paxton isn't exactly the ideal Republican candidate either.

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Do Democrats have a Ken Paxton problem?

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Even when Democrats win elections, they also lose.

[Nick Field @nick_field90]

“Calls for Martin’s resignation won’t gain serious momentum until elected officials begin to weigh in and take this crisis in leadership seriously,” said a Democratic state party chair" https://t.co/YNZPLzEkLr

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So you’re saying that Bernie Sanders staffers are the only people who should run Latin America/Caribbean policy?

[Steve Schale @steveschale]

@brianschatz @_rotimia Would be nice to have some who understand the Caribbean and Latin America from the exile perspective, instead of just the Ivy League diplomacy schools

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Of course they can- there are two Gazas, one in Africa and one in Asia.

[I Stan Black Women and Democracy🦋tiredofit10 @tiredofit10]

@steveschale Just ridiculous some of these people thought Gaza was the most important issue. I guarantee most Americans couldn’t find Gaza on a map!

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Should the Democrats run her for Governor this year?

[Miami Herald @MiamiHerald]

Roseanne goes on wild rant on why she may move to Florida https://t.co/baewYYPQ0l

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Bill Cassidy’s loss spells certain doom for Democrats in November.

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The autopsy will find that socialism is the winning issue for Democrats going forward.

[Matt Berg @mattberg33]

SCOOP: I got new details about the DNC’s autopsy, per people familiar with the report.

The autopsy doesn’t dive deep into the electoral impact of Biden administration's handling of Gaza, despite speculation that it might.

One person described the report as "gobbledygook."

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What the Ohio diners will tell us about the political landscape tonight.

By Politico

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

Trump's increasingly unhinged social media posts raise new questions about Joe Biden's mental state.