Mimi Jeffries

I watch documentaries at the gym.

[Citymeals on Wheels @Citymeals]

Our deliveries are essential for the homebound elderly, many of whom live on just one meal a day. Citymeals is closely monitoring the #coronavirus in NYC and pre-supplying our partners with emergency meals should deliveries be interrupted.

[Mimi Jeffries @BotchedIdiom]

When you work out at a commercial gym, you definitely can tell whose moms cleaned their rooms for them.

[Mimi Jeffries @BotchedIdiom]

Just followed a hedgehog on Instagram: accomplishments at 35.

[Mimi Jeffries @BotchedIdiom]

Witnessing a woman set up shop and use her phone’s camera to guide her extraction of her blackheads at a local coffee shop pretty much confirms society’s doomed.

[Judy Justice @JudyJustice]

I have never endorsed any skin care product. Please do not buy any product for the skin that uses my name or image as a spokesperson. It is not true and they are attempting to fool you into believing that I use their product. Don't be fooled.
Judge Judy Sheindlin

[Samantha Bee @realsambee]

It begins.
https://t.co/rI2VqGPTAG

[Mimi Jeffries @BotchedIdiom]

Everything you need to know about a person’s character can be learned by watching their etiquette when entering a subway car

[Mimi Jeffries @BotchedIdiom]

It turns out that if you annoy Apple enough, you are able to track down an in-store receipt from 2008...

[Terry Crews @terrycrews]

Why didn’t you say something?

I did.

Why didn’t you push him off?

I did.

Why didn’t you cuss him out?

I did.

Why didn’t you tell the police?

I did.

Why didn’t you press charges?

I did.

Why did you just let it happen?

I didn’t.

Why didn’t you beat him up?

(Sigh)

[Emma Garman @emmagarman]

Delighted to be starting a new monthly column @parisreview - FEMINIZE YOUR CANON will look at the lives and work of under-rated and under-read female authors.

First up is novelist Olivia Manning, who felt *very* hard done by and didn't care who knew it https://t.co/9VtiSeoouc

[Mimi Jeffries @BotchedIdiom]

Losing my mother so suddenly has been a journey I could never have prepared for. Jumping into this reality with so many unknowns still looming ahead, I’ve been compelled to start a #Gofundme to help my father forward during these uncertain times. https://t.co/jdjDvnHqWX

[Mimi Jeffries @BotchedIdiom]

I am fine with the couple across from me reading passages of the Bible to each other as we wait for our plane. I am not okay with the fact he just took his shoes off...

[Mimi Jeffries @BotchedIdiom]

On this #femalefilmmakerfriday, I’m happy to share that Lily is now available on the Bureau of Creative Works! You can also check us out on NoBudge and Vimeo https://t.co/ZkmuchXcgN

[Mimi Jeffries @BotchedIdiom]

Back in July 2016, I was lucky enough to collaborate with a fiercely talented group of artists for my short film Lily. Now, I’m thrilled to internet it up and share it online. #film #IndieFilm #womeninfilm
https://t.co/eOwdToVeMy

[Mimi Jeffries @BotchedIdiom]

The greatest skill I have is leaving my To Do list at home.

[Kate Preusser @KatePreusser]

Amazing, Norman Rockwell invented Twitter

[A24 @A24]

Brooklynn, Valeria, and Christopher from @FloridaProject pitched us their passion projects—a backstage comedy, a social realist drama, and a zombie thriller. Consider them In Development. https://t.co/s3Aqp1j3TX

[Rachel Morrison @morrisondp]

Today’s Oscar nom couldn’t have seemed further away not long ago so I hope it tells all the dreamers out there (especially the young girls with cameras in their hands) that ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE. Thank you to Dee Rees and to the Academy for making my dream a reality. #oscarnoms

[billy eichner @billyeichner]

I mean, somebody should thank NANCY KERRIGAN