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he/him/iste/istum My idiot account. 24 y/o lol I post what I want

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We gay in this house

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There needs to be separate function on the Merlin app where it lets you say how many birds you saw at a time. Like, 1 bird, 2 birds, five or more, ten or more, 50+, 100+ type shit you know? Cus sometimes im not just seeing one bird, im seeing a flock or a pair

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I was definitely born in the wrong time period, my true self was supposed to be a Neanderthal who dies of a head injury in a canyon somewhere

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Wtf I was born today??

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@enderchizz @moowsiie Ew no

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@Emperorgrine @JohnRichie1992 @Bonpland Oh dear god you are actually so fucking stupid it hurts. Like wow I don’t even know how you’re functioning

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@Emperorgrine @Bonpland Damn did you stop learning about dinosaurs after fuckin 1850? You have some reading to do

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@Mustafayhan61 Learn to draw loser. You’re a disgusting piece of shit for stealing art. Go fuckin kick the stool

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@motch_ey @frogsandsnakes Yea, that’s fuckin weird. Your boyfriend is a weirdo for pursuing someone almost ten years younger than him 😬

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@JJJ314159420 @LegatoSkyheart @Gryffix Oh so you’re STUPID stupid, got it

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Using any and all forms of generative a/i makes you the biggest fucking loser. Like you’re genuinely the lowest of the lowlifes

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@spudislander35 @IAmEvieParkour I gotta say, phlegm wad is an interesting one

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@spudislander35 @IAmEvieParkour lol typical loser ass response

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@bl4444ir @cowboylikejup Hey, it’s just a small portion of dumbasses that are thanking him. Not all of us are THAT stupid, I promise

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@Sami_Sami_Sami_ @Zlartt You should watch it, it’s genuinely such a good show

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My mom: I wanna buy 40 pairs of scissors

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Gonna be a fucking fag for yet another year

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@ZayneSovereign @botttlerocket Aw someone’s a lil triggered, sorry bout that snowflake

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@4ltedits lmao

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@cringephibia And then there’s my greedy ass who ships all three (among many other ships in Arcane)