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sensitive young foid / queen of the anoraks / perpetual sleepyhead

[motch | ey | 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @motch_ey]

wrote something for the substack in response to the new social media ban

come one come all, get the opinion of the token chronically online zoomette

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[motch | ey | 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @motch_ey]

@Bonecondor @dee_centralized ms paint and the combined powers of imagination and recollection. the people wanna see them titties

[motch | ey | 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @motch_ey]

@LamentedGuide @BlambBritannica ty :)

[Alicia🦎👁‍🗨🪐🌘 ⬛️ (Doctor) @hollowearthterf]

Men are reinventing tumblr anorexia from first principles

[motch | ey | 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @motch_ey]

Graduated 🩷

[motch | ey | 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @motch_ey]

@8bitpicky …I also have one of those

[motch | ey | 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @motch_ey]

I sleep in a silk bonnet, does this qualify me to talk on the “no bonnets in class” discourse 🤣

[motch | ey | 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @motch_ey]

@MetroCz retweeted this and within 12 hours was convinced to play through Slay the Princess by a friend. my hypocrisy knows no bounds

[Ante D. Luvian @uncle_deluge]

Asking my grandma to weave me more RAM because it's too expensive to buy

[motch | ey | 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @motch_ey]

@fetalgeniuss "S/HE'SSSSSSS RUNNING OUT THE DOOOOOOOOOORRRR" and pretending you're on Glee

[gabby @MISERABLEN0W]

I identify with this lowkey

[MetroCZ @MetroCz]

people hate "gun and ball" gamers but do you have the guts to hate on "interactive movie passed as game" gamers?

[HutchOnline @Hutch_Online]

You can actually kill an American simply by showing them this photo

[motch | ey | 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @motch_ey]

Okay but she’s clearly talking about the culture around the corporate job? Like those are the things that stand in contrast with WFH or working service / retail. The actual meat of the work isn’t the thing she’s talking about here.
“Morning commutes” isn’t just “going outside”, it’s knowing your hours every day and having them be regular. If you’re coming from say, working in a pub, where you don’t start work until 5pm sometimes, or the days and hours change a lot, that certainty can be really refreshing.

[em ✨ @awfulcuppa]

people missing the point on this. he's right! not specifically club penguin that needs to come back, but there are simply not safe, fun and moderated spaces specifically just for kids online now. kids are pushed towards tiktok etc because where the fuck else are they meant to go

[motch | ey | 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @motch_ey]

@thegenesisbl0ck i read the "don't do it" in the first one to mean "don't stay childfree" as a response to the original text, but the other ones... wow

[motch | ey | 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @motch_ey]

I was a waitress in a high end restaurant for 2 years and never once did I get shit for not wearing makeup.
Most of my colleagues did choose to have a full face every day, and spend time doing fancy up-dos. But not all of them. There were male waiters I can best describe as metrosexuals who would come in every day with a new fancy cologne. There were BACK OF HOUSE workers who never saw customers who came in with a full face every day. They had no obligation to.
I would occasionally put concealer on my forehead if I had particularly bad scabs that day, but even then I could show up and do a full two hours of my shift before putting it on during my break. Nobody said shit.
Plenty of women like to martyr themselves and pretend they just have to spend all this extra time before work painting their faces and doing their hair. But you can just not.

[motch | ey | 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @motch_ey]

just saw a tweet that said "a tan is skin damage! it's not protective!"
i know i'm from essex so... y'know. but like i was reminded of reading pride and prejudice in year 10 and everyone being confused why caroline was insulting lizzie for being tan.
zoomers with 47 step skincare routines are reinventing regency era beauty standards from first principles

[motch | ey | 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @motch_ey]

@MauMaukita like i take care of an allotment. i've grown blackberries, raspberries, strawberries etc. if it's on my plot it's fine. radom raspberries growing on the side of the path near my house? DANGER

[motch | ey | 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @motch_ey]

closest thing i had to this was being Very Afraid going brambling as a kid with my mother, because we were constantly getting told at school "DON'T PICK THE BERRIES THAT GROW THROUGH THE FENCE!!! YOU'LL DIE!!!!"
now i don't know what actually grew on the school grounds - i'm fairly certain they were harmless and teachers just didn't want us sticking our hands into the bushes. but it did stick in my brain such that i now treat all berries growing wild in my mind the way you're supposed to treat random mushrooms growing in the forrest. i.e i assume they'll kill me unless i know exactly what it is.

[motch | ey | 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @motch_ey]

@SH_lotuseater looked down at the top i'm wearing that i got from a charity shop and sighed