Paul Bowden

[Harry Eccles @Heccles94]

Reform UK want to ban halal food, but want to legalise fox hunting.

It's not about animal rights, it's just more islamophobia.

[Florence Lox 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @floboflo]

Zero arrests and no trouble among the 100,000 people of all races at Sadiq Khan’s fireworks display.
Hundreds of arrests at the Unite the Nation rally attended by 56,000 mostly white Brits in London in the summer.
I think we know who the problem is.

[Paul Bowden @Bowd4]

@NgocThach74 Where to start?

[Paul Bowden @Bowd4]

@fesshole No way in the world that whatever you were watching comes anywhere close to Bluey. Masterpiece.

[Paul Bowden @Bowd4]

@robertflorence This, The Fast Show and I Think You Should Leave. Perfect sketch shows. It's that good. Just magnificent. Don't remember a shite one.

[Guz Khan 🥶 @GuzKhanOfficial]

I’m going to organise a march called “Good Vibes”

Everyone who is good vibes is welcome.

We’re not selling you anything, nobody needs you to donate.

But if you’re good vibes. Come through. Hopefully it will prove that most of the country just want to get along.

Sound mate.

[John Shuttleworth @johnshuttlewrth]

‘I Can’t Go Back to Savoury’ as you’ve never heard it before! DJ Shaun Keaveny displays a superb command of vibrato (despite his unkempt appearance, and keeping his eyes closed which seems a bit rude.) Instead, Shaun should be eyeballing the camera lens and gesticulating wildly!

[Seth Abramson @SethAbramson]

As accurate a description of Donald Trump as you will ever see

[John @JMN2323]

Patrick Cantlay on the first tee box at Bethpage for the Ryder Cup

[Fake Showbiz News @FakeShowbizNews]

Zendaya says while he’s unlikely to say so publicly, in private Tom Holland accepts the Asda Rewards app has lost its way

[The Left Bible @theleftbible]

This.

[James Foster @JamesEFoster]

Then: “Tracy-Ann Oberman has apologised and paid “substantial damages” to a politician and academic who she falsely accused of antisemitism.”

Now: awarded an MBE for services to… Combatting Antisemitism.

🤣🤡

https://t.co/bkyHnwCxl2

[The Palestinian @InsiderWorld_1]

📍Spotted in London, UK

[Ben Smoke @bencsmoke]

out of interest what did he do for work?

[Luke Jackson @baj1983]

STOP QUEUING AT BARS YOU STUPID CUNTS!

[Paul Bowden @Bowd4]

@elisjames @Masterman live Cymru connecting on the quays

[Pitbull @pitbull]

.@LukeTheNuke180 it was an honor, wishing you the best of luck. You have the Green Light, Dale!

[Olaf Falafel @OFalafel]

Elon Musk spotted in an early episode of Top Gear - shout when you see him!

[Hot Water Comedy @HWCCLiverpool]

The Scouse Accent 😂

[Ross McCulloch @Rossmac212]

Michael Jackson’s pronouns😂