Travis Bowe

Writer for Family Guy

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It's so hard to roll jean jacket sleeves past your elbow like this!

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@MessingSusan I am so sorry for your loss. Michael was one of the first comedy writing teachers I had and I learned a ton from him. He was funny, patient and intelligent. I always looked up to him.

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Besides Alvin and the Chipmunks, what are people's favorite squeakquels?

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I just read a report that humans eat 50,000 plastic particles a year. How does this happen?!

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My ex and I constantly argued over getting haircuts or talking sports. This was pre Sport Clips you have to remember.

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If you were ever at a Home Depot and didn’t hear The Eagles, you may be entitled to a cash settlement.

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Her: I’m leaving you
Me: You’ll never find someone who knows more about circus history than me
Her: This is my new bf, Fred

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The only goal I have is to not die in an M&M's store.

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Before Lexus was invented, The December to Remember Sales Event must have sucked.

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@mbellus24 Thanks, Matt!

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New drivers will never understand Chevron without Techron.

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“In the future there is a machine that washes your clothes for you.” “Anazing, so your clothes just get silently washed?” “Oh, no. While they’re being washed it will sound like your house is collapsing.”

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@toddlevin "All I'm saying is... what if you CAN use egg yolk as shampoo?"

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I'll go to Dave or Buster's. Not both.

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I'm old school (I don't own any clothing from podcasts).

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If I don't get an accidental FaceTime call from my mom everyday, I start to worry.

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I just saw a guy running in a non-wicking cotton shirt! Is that-- I mean-- ca-- can he do that?

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I have the same disappointed tone for telling my daughter not to throw food and for telling Alexa to skip a Pandora song.

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I'm a little surprised there aren't more people named Santa.

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My kid asked a picture of Santa to hold her this morning.