600 real ERC 20 tokens pulled off the chain
414 of them have a price, 412 have an icon, and we say
which is which instead of drawing a chart where there is
no data
the capture refuses to write itself if it comes back
short, because a board built from half a chain looks
exactly like one built from all of it
the explorer our config pointed at does not exist
not down, not 404, it does not resolve at all, curl
returns 000
every view on explorer link went to a hostname that has
never answered, and a dead host looks exactly like a
slow page
it is https://t.co/MWQEqMPoC2 and it answers fine
adding up the legs of a swap gives you a number that is
always wrong and always too good
each hop moves the pool it went through, so the second
leg does not get the price the first leg saw
we walk it, hop by hop, in order, and the gate compares
20,000 routes against an independent walk before the
site is allowed to build
a launchpad on Robinhood Chain
chain id 4663, native ETH, and the whole thing is
readable if you bother to read it
so we read it, and the numbers on the site come from
there and nowhere else