Bowser

The REAL ruler of the Mushroom Kingdom!

[Bowser @BowserIsKing]

#nothingfeelsbetterthan getting ur shell waxed by a princess when she's not wearing gloves

[Bowser @BowserIsKing]

Stupid hack!! Sorry bout the spam that was sent out everyone!

[Bowser @BowserIsKing]

@BowserJunior the real question is who is my father... #daddyissues

[Bowser @BowserIsKing]

@RubyMoonIII Junior says the same thing!

[Bowser @BowserIsKing]

@1SamusAran every time I try that I get stuck... stupid spikes!

[Bowser @BowserIsKing]

@hyruleprincess sorry.. how bout I stomp the teacher for ya. I know a guy who knows a guy.

[Bowser @BowserIsKing]

Somewhere there's a banana that needs some good monkey love!

[Bowser @BowserIsKing]

@hyruleprincess
Uh that's done a lot. And they tend to record it for websites. Just sayin. Maybe wish something else upon the teacher

[Bowser @BowserIsKing]

@MyNintendoNews hope we don't see WiiU drop price just months after release. Bad business strategy

[Bowser @BowserIsKing]

@NoeruLawliet because its hard to tweet in ur sleep ... although it is possible

[Bowser @BowserIsKing]

HorribleBosses was funny stuff good thing I'm so loved none of my underlings would try to off me!

[Bowser @BowserIsKing]

Metroid is 25! Welcome to the club baby @1SamusAran

[Bowser @BowserIsKing]

Im jealous of people who can sit back and relax I cant sit back ever or ill bust up the chair or worse my ass gets stuck! Relax this! #STOMP

[Bowser @BowserIsKing]

All this swag and I still can't get with my princess

[Bowser @BowserIsKing]

#dearyoungself it WON'T make you go blind so have at it young buck!

[Bowser @BowserIsKing]

#NW the new THUNDERCATS!

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

If Voldemort is such a powerful wizard, why can’t he conjure up a new nose?

[The Dark Lord @Lord_Voldemort7]

Your mamma is so fat she tried to eat Cornelius Fudge.

[Bowser @BowserIsKing]

Apparently I clicked on a message from someone whos twitter was hacked and it in turn hacked mine dont click on messages from me sorry

[Bowser @BowserIsKing]

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