Tracy Boyington

She/her. Hot Pockets Heiress. (This is my personal account. Your mileage may vary. Void where prohibited. Do not enter the dog park.)

[The White House 46 Archived @WhiteHouse46]

Congressman Markwayne Mullin had over $1.4 million in PPP loans forgiven.

https://t.co/Vc7mLQa2RS

[Tracy Boyington @BoyingtonTracy]

@ATTHelp That page doesn’t load, @ATT . Maybe you can tell me what’s going on in zip code 74074?

[Tracy Boyington @BoyingtonTracy]

Hey @ATT it sure would be nice to get U-verse back before the game. Or to be able to talk to someone who knows what’s going on. It’s been at least 8 hours, guys. 🙏🏻

[Tracy Boyington @BoyingtonTracy]

Hey @SYFY I don’t think this is how you spell “asteroid”

[Patrick Fanelli @PatFanelli]

Alternative headline: “vaccine thought to be 98% effective turns out to be 99.993% effective.”

[Tracy Boyington @BoyingtonTracy]

Cool. This will fix everything.

[Tracy Boyington @BoyingtonTracy]

@wfarajollahi How did that even come up?

[Tracy Boyington @BoyingtonTracy]

It’s never supposed to be “duck,” Apple. NEVER.

[Tracy Boyington @BoyingtonTracy]

@LiamRudden @wfarajollahi Goddamn I love Scotland.

[Tracy Boyington @BoyingtonTracy]

@leslie_bern Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy. Not a selfie.

[Bill Kristol @BillKristol]

A tale of two senators and two parties:
Jokey photo in poor taste of @alfranken emerges. Democrats: Gotta resign!
Senator works to overturn result of a presidential election, then flees a natural disaster in his state and lies. Republicans: Not a word of criticism for @tedcruz.

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

“It’s actually a good thing Ted Cruz wasn’t in Texas because he’s a useless piece of shit who only takes up resources” is a hilarious defense

[Night Vale podcast @NightValeRadio]

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on you again, what is wrong with you? Why are you like this?

[Marlow Stern @MarlowNYC]

these ppl truly have no shame

[Joseph Fink, 👻🎃healthcare is a human right🎃👻 @PlanetofFinks]

I have been begging people not to follow or share the Lincoln Project for a year now. So let me repeat: fucking stop following or sharing anything the Lincoln Project does

[Tracy Boyington @BoyingtonTracy]

Probably the best explanation I’ve seen - at least, the best one that was short enough for me to read.

[Tracy Boyington @BoyingtonTracy]

@leslie_bern I’ve always wanted to have or be a nemesis. Congrats on your achievement.

[Tracy Boyington @BoyingtonTracy]

@WDB89 Does it matter? Any of them are an upgrade.

[Tracy Boyington @BoyingtonTracy]

It’s an upgrade.

[Derenic Byrd @DerenicByrd]

Kalief Browder allegedly stole a backpack at 16, spent 3 yrs at Riker's Island without trial.

Riley Williams stole a laptop from Speaker Pelosi's office and tried selling it the Russians. She was released to her mother

There are two justice systems in America #BlackLivesMatter