BoyMeetsBi

human dumpster fire 🔥 trying to get his shit together (he/him)

[BoyMeetsBi @Boymeetsbi]

@MyFitnessPal Fix this button. Jesus. It’s been in the way for years.

[BoyMeetsBi @Boymeetsbi]

@RMNaturist While I was there someone said the hot tub was planned to be finished first and potentially open by November. Prob optimistic but fingers crossed.

[BoyMeetsBi @Boymeetsbi]

Why, with all that Sony money, is crunchy roll still such a god awful app? It’s organized like a college kids torrent folder.

[BoyMeetsBi @Boymeetsbi]

One of my favorite things about being queer is casually being naked with my other queer friends. Friend invited a bunch of us over to his place to hang in his hot tub after the bars. Nobody had swimsuits. Nobody cared. Literally not an issue.

[Tom Zohar @TomZohar]

Diplo to the guy blowing him:

[BoyMeetsBi @Boymeetsbi]

Went to a Trader Joe's for the first time since leaving CA and legit nearly cried. So many memories of a life long long gone. I'm happier now than I was then but wow it's crazy how a place can affect you.

[BoyMeetsBi @Boymeetsbi]

Sooooo minor update. I bought a condo. Can't wait to move into it on Saturday! Naturally we're expecting 8-10" it snow then...

[ThatIntersexGuy @ThatIntersexGuy]

Predicted upon #circumcision culture is the idea of looking at a human who has no voice, or means of resistance saying “I can alter his body in anyway I want cus he is weaker & under my control”. In reality #parenthood is custodianship- your duty is to protect, not brand. #i2

[BoyMeetsBi @Boymeetsbi]

People act like the vomitoriums in Rome (fake btw) were a symbol of excess... I went to a gay Halloween party and the host (a gay man) set out a full spread of food nobody touched. Not a single cube of cheese was missing.

[BoyMeetsBi @Boymeetsbi]

A FWB of mine just got his third tattoo. All three are different pokemon. I don't know if that's a red flag but it feels like one. ⛳

[BoyMeetsBi @Boymeetsbi]

Why is it so damn hard to get an STI screening in Denver? I've literally driven to 3 different places that take walkins and they had nothing available until the end of next month, or call next Monday and hope you're able to squeeze an appt in.

[BoyMeetsBi @Boymeetsbi]

@heyyyalan The guy has DMd me a few times and we've talked a bit about his journey and that's fine. Not my thing but I'm glad he's on his journey. But I'm not here for people preaching on my posts so he's blocked now.

[BoyMeetsBi @Boymeetsbi]

Went back to LA to finalize my divorce and move my stuff out of the house. Did all that, had some drinks, met up with friends and had more drinks, then fucked an English professor. 🙃 Officially single and its so good to be done.

[BoyMeetsBi @Boymeetsbi]

Been having a weird thing lately where I forget people are straight... Like. I see a hot guy and think, "why haven't I seen him on the apps?" Then I remember some people are straight. It's weird. :p

[BoyMeetsBi @Boymeetsbi]

Jingle? Whatever. YKWIM.

[BoyMeetsBi @Boymeetsbi]

Ok... When's the last time you sang the bagel bites theme song in your head? Be honest!

[BoyMeetsBi @Boymeetsbi]

I am SO tired but trying to make new friends and it's rough.