Brandon Patten

[Ron Wyden @RonWyden]

Nothing says Make America Healthy Again like appointing a tobacco executive to be a leader at the CDC

[Brandon Patten @Bpatten24]

@agemjourney Problem is you’ll have one with a dissection from carotids to iliacs but you’ll never know which one or why

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

🚨 NBC: Trump administration officials confirmed to Congress in a closed-door briefing that the US was responsible for targeting the area where an Iranian girls’ school was struck.

Scores of children killed.

Not Iran. Not a misfire. Not collateral damage from someone else.

Us.

The White House posted bomb videos like highlight reels. Hegseth bragged about “death and destruction from the sky all day long.” Trump did a victory lap this morning.

And behind closed doors — they told Congress we killed children at a school.

This is now confirmed by the administration itself.

Say their names.

[Prof Peter Hotez MD PhD DSc(hon) @PeterHotez]

YEAR ONE MAHA:
1. Measles returns to America
2. Pertussis returns to America
3. Chronic hepatitis liver cancer returns
4. Pandemic preparedness gone
5. Swung & missed on autism
6. CDC disassembled
7. Biotech industry shutting down
8. Brain drain underway

[Brandon Patten @Bpatten24]

Pro-life, “Christian” Americans can’t understand why we provide emergency medical services for all human beings in America

[The Intellectualist @highbrow_nobrow]

J.D. Vance demagogues: "If you're an American citizen and you've been to the hospital in the last few years, very often somebody who's there … is an illegal alien. Why do those people get healthcare benefits at hospitals paid for by American citizens?"

[Brandon Patten @Bpatten24]

Iowa republicans claim they are Christian and pro-life. Hilarious

[More Perfect Union @MorePerfectUS]

Iowa lawmakers have passed a bill that cuts off Medicaid and food benefits to thousands of low-income families.

The bill will actually *cost* the state $18 million to implement a maze of new eligibility requirements.

Gov. Kim Reynolds is expected to sign it into law.

/1

[Rev. Benjamin Cremer @Brcremer]

Imagine taking a few Bible verses on human sexuality as literal divine commands from God for all society, but minimizing the +3,000 verses calling for the care of immigrants, the marginalized, the oppressed, and the poor to a personal choice.

[The White House 46 Archived @WhiteHouse46]

Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene had $183,504 in PPP loans forgiven.

https://t.co/4FoCymt8TB

[Eric Ball @DrEricBall]

MASKS DO NOT CAUSE HYPOXIA!

[Coach Duff @TrojansWrestle]

BIG WELCOME to our Newest Trojan! Connor Larson has accepted a position to join the Atlantic School District as HS PE/Weights and Assistant Wrestling! Go Trojans!!
https://t.co/ZKaN3dV3zA

[Brandon Patten @Bpatten24]

This is space debris and it has been accumulating ever since the first satellite was launched in the 50s. We have succeeded at not only polluting the earth, but also outer space. Continued accumulation could trap us on the planet that we are rapidly destroying. Let that sink in.

[Brandon Patten @Bpatten24]

@clarson197 @Hall0w33nGang Lol I don’t think they’re wanting to learn how to paddle shift

[Brandon Patten @Bpatten24]

@clarson197 @Hall0w33nGang

[Brandon Patten @Bpatten24]

@Hall0w33nGang Where can a guy find a $50 car?

[Brandon Patten @Bpatten24]

@PoolRat5 @DonladGlover I had no idea you were so in love with Donald Glover

[Brandon Patten @Bpatten24]

While in the car, my 13 year old sister grabs the aux and starts playing Biggie Smalls. What is going on?

[Brandon Patten @Bpatten24]

@BrianGosch09 @IsaacHover @thee_goatboy @himicahjohn You thinkin Marvin’s room juice?

[Brandon Patten @Bpatten24]

@Hall0w33nGang It seems like there’s a pretty simple solution to your problem

[Brandon Patten @Bpatten24]

Panch raised the price of queso to $1.25 and thought we wouldn’t notice

[Al Patten @pattenal1]

Great memories with my boys @patten_tyler28 and @B_Patten24 from a couple years back.