The Real El Patron.

I'm the guy who parallel parks trains

[ຸ @fvckfemi_]

the subtle art of thinking about someone and never reaching out

[Bongekile Mthembu🇿🇦 @_Bongekile_]

I wish Riky Rick had received the help and support he needed💔💔🥹

Watching this clip now, some of his words hit differently. What may have seemed like a conversation then feels, in hindsight, like someone trying to tell us they weren’t okay.

Rest in peace, Riky.

[. @Fimiye]

I really love that random wave of gratitude that hits you and reminds you of how blessed you are.

[The Real El Patron. @Bra_Ole_II]

Entlek ya man! How do you actually khomba a police car for a lift?

[LLMeddie⚖️💎 @entle_pitso]

11k tax??? I’m gonna need police cars to start taking me to work 👍🏾😭

[E🎀 @ElsSaidIt]

The last stage of dissociation is wanting people not wish you on your birthday.

[LawrenceMaleka @Lawrence_Maleka]

We were never meant to do this alone.

[Kopano @borntobirth__]

Haircuts in Zuma’s economy had longevity

[The Real El Patron. @Bra_Ole_II]

@Ras_Pompe Spirit Njayam!

[Lerato ᥫ᭡ @Leratomdk7]

Marriage needs a strong person. My dad was mad yesterday but because he’s the breadwinner he had to leave us money for bread even if he’s mad at us 😂We even sent him a text telling him the maize meal is about to be finished,he replied with 👍,he’s mad but still have to feed us

[Ann ❤️ @Annie_Modiba]

South African marathons just became the new tinder like that 🫰🏽

[The Real El Patron. @Bra_Ole_II]

Big weekend!

[Zandile M @ZandileMamiya]

Okay we’re feasting this weekend. 🤌🏾
Chronical Deep
Fatso 98
!Sooks x Kudbeu

All dropping 🤏🏾

[Albus Dumbledumb @_sindarin]

Moving from ezilalini to the richest square mile in Africa coz of education is such great affirmation that hard work pays off.

Fundani guys

[The Real El Patron. @Bra_Ole_II]

@sadmethod Did this guy not learn anything from when Mseleku got a stroke, and he wasn't even cheating 😂🤣😂🤣

[THE CHOSEN ONE🎑 @fx_margin_call]

To be considered success if South Africa all you need is to afford to buy a VW Polo TSI

That's how low the BAR is

Remember this

Take a risk on your dreams and ambitions

If you fail you will still be regarded as a success

That's how low the BAR is

[ray @papito_ray]

Beefing with your partner is so boring. Like come on bro, you’re my best friend & stuff ? 😭

[Reads with Ravi @readswithravi]

I’m in love with this sentence:

“The best math you can learn is how to calculate the future cost of current decisions.”

[THE CHOSEN ONE🎑 @fx_margin_call]

The older one gets the more difficult it is to learn new stuff

This only applies under the condition that the mind seizes to explore and tackle complex topics

I have witnessed this first hand with my parents

Especially my father... Took him years to learn how to use WhatsApp

Might look simple

But yet somehow it occurs

Even in the mist of this AI, API, LLM, cloud computing era

You must emerge with a tangible skill

If not you will suffer

USE this tools learn how to read the language

Because it's a need as almost all trading platform are slowly integrating this new develops into the system

[Elvis Obi @TheObiLeonard]

“Don’t buy a car, it’s a depreciating asset.”

Brother, I myself am a depreciating asset. I won’t be here forever.

[The Real El Patron. @Bra_Ole_II]

@africatodayMG @IamMzilikazi 1 South African Rand is not USD16.88. 😂🤣🙅🏿🙅🏿