B

[B @BraandiMichelle]

my drunk ass some how ordered 110 dollars worth of taco bell to my house lastnight and i wasn’t even home

[B @BraandiMichelle]

when work changes my in time earlier last minute i just take that as a suggestion

[B @BraandiMichelle]

#paranoid

[B @BraandiMichelle]

my buddy is in uber i got him and his phone died and i’ve called the uber 8 times already and he’s 10 mins away

[B @BraandiMichelle]

ain’t no one taking my friend tonight

[B @BraandiMichelle]

@RissIsRoss bullllllshit man

[DAVID DOBRIK @DavidDobrik]

Merry Christmas from my ass to urs 🎄

[B @BraandiMichelle]

so i let my friend tattoo my knee, then he let me tattoo his knee.. and yeah

[B @BraandiMichelle]

i’ve swiped nope on multiple guys i didn’t mean to already hate it

[B @BraandiMichelle]

@LamesFranko there’s a pluckers inside there, that’s all i know that’s a plus

[B @BraandiMichelle]

@desiree_sparks lmaoooo my dating life is trash

[B @BraandiMichelle]

never used a dating app and really debating it lolol

[B @BraandiMichelle]

AMEN

[jake @twistedjakex]

don’t act like i need you because at one point in time i never knew you existed

[B @BraandiMichelle]

fuckin thomas shelby i love you

[B @BraandiMichelle]

girls

[kylie @ky__marsh]

what my brain goes to every time someone I know gets engaged or married

[B @BraandiMichelle]

@LoganChapa friday the 13th babyyyy

[B @BraandiMichelle]

that’s my bitch