brad

now watch this drive

[brad @Brad_derall]

If you go to buy a Nissan there should be a driving test before you're allowed to complete the purchase

[brad @Brad_derall]

Restaurant math is thinking "a 3% surcharge in lieu of menu price increases" is somehow different that increasing menu prices by 3%

[brad @Brad_derall]

by modern standards, Nixon would be a hero to the Democratic party... he gets too much flak for a teeny bit of spying

[brad @Brad_derall]

new DoT study show the roads would be 61% safer if people who owned Chevy impalas weren't allowed to drive

[brad @Brad_derall]

Is it just me or did shrinkflation come for the girl scout cookies?

[brad @Brad_derall]

off current prices that's like what, 25 wings?

[WGN TV News @WGNNews]

#Breaking_News Suburban school worker charged with stealing $1.5M worth of chicken wings from district https://t.co/dldVsg0dm1

[Khaama Press (KP) @khaama]

South Sudan authorities have arrested six journalists alleged for the circulation of footage showing president Salva Kiir wetting himself at a function, sources reported.

[brad @Brad_derall]

typing in a password and the letter you just typed isn't right but instead of just backspacing once you decide to purge the whole attempt

[brad @Brad_derall]

Should have slapped him with a white glove and unholstered dueling pistols, as is proper... No class these days

[Sports Illustrated @SInow]

On this day 10 years ago, Pete Weber delivered this iconic moment

[brad @Brad_derall]

"Feared." People really walking around Olympic village shaking in their ski boots thinking of these people?

[The Wall Street Journal @WSJ]

Norway’s powerhouse ski jumping team is universally feared at the Olympics. It’s also unisex. https://t.co/bU1ZrAFaEz

[brad @Brad_derall]

Incredible how universities have the balls after tripling tuition over the past 20 years to turn around and ask alumni for money because some people can't afford THEIR prices

[brad @Brad_derall]

Infinite money glitch: go to stores with buy-one-get-one's then just return the items separately

[brad @Brad_derall]

laughing emojis at the end of tweets that aren't funny is the Twitter equivalent of sitcom laugh tracks

[birdclump :) @jasminevdon]

these CA recall candidates are truly something

[brad @Brad_derall]

packing your apartment is the least fun and most formidable activity out there... yet all you have to do is put stuff in a box

[FIU Football @FIUFootball]

Please welcome Coach Horny to FIU as our new special teams coordinator!

#PawsUp 🐾 I #PantherPride

[brad @Brad_derall]

I miss the simpler times when all you had to do was occasionally fight a squirrel to avoid starvation

[Douglas Main @Douglas_Main]

Breaking news: Researchers have cloned a long-dead black-footed ferret, offering hope for this endangered species.

My latest for @NatGeo. (Also a thread coming...)

https://t.co/tgOkNNmNEc

[brad @Brad_derall]

that 2020 trend where everything was cake is probably the most underrated part of 2020