“We were told North Dakota State fans will buy you a beer, talk to you for a half hour, and then watch their football team kick your ass by 50”
-Butler football player parent
My fiancé thinks I'm the only person that does this so let's see:
RT... if you bang your straw violently on a flat surface until the end pokes through the paper and then pull it out
LIKE... if you tear the end off with your fingers and pull the straw out, no violence