Braden Mouse

Small town kid from Oklahoma, I love sad country songs, dirt roads late at night, scuffed up cowboy boots, stories where the good guy wins, and long slow kisses

[Gun Owners of America @GunOwners]

The 1st Amendment applies to modern technology and so does the #2A

[Fake SportsCenter @FakeSportsCentr]

Leo DiCaprio finally won an Oscar. In other news Tony Romo and the Dallas Cowboys are still losers. #Oscars #TheRevenant

[Spokto Beverage Co. @Spokto]

HE DID IT!!! 😭😭😭😭

[Braden Mouse @BradenMouse]

I just think that this feel the bern thing is stupid and anyone who likes it is just a lesser person.....

[Cloyd Rivers Pics @CloydRiversPics]

Merica.

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

Merica.

[Cloyd Rivers Pics @CloydRiversPics]

Folks work at McDonalds talk about bein’ “on their grind” & want $15/hr. Okay. Go fix your ice cream machine & grind me up an Oreo McFlurry.

[Brett @BrettimusMax]

As if we didn't already have a reason to think Cold Play was gay. #SB50

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

If ColdPlay was a car, they'd be a Prius. Merica.

[Josh AbboŦŦ @joshabbottband]

#BringBackTheSharks

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

Merica.

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

Only miss the Sun when it starts to snow.
Only want Chick-fil-A on Sunday when it's frickin' closed.
Merica.

[Braden Mouse @BradenMouse]

Well let me just quote the late-great Colonel Sanders, who said..."I' m too drunk to taste this chicken.".
#talladeganights

[Braden Mouse @BradenMouse]

I feel like pound-sign, question mark
Star, exclamation point
Don't give a blank
And a whole lot of other
Choice words I can't say.
##?*!

[Cloyd Rivers Pics @CloydRiversPics]

Pulled a Prius with an Obama sticker out of the snow. Guy offered me money. Told him if I wanted handouts, I'd have voted for Obama. Merica.

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

Call me old fashioned, but I believe that welfare should be a helpin' hand. Not a career choice. Merica.

[Marco Rubio @marcorubio]

Retweet if you agree: the 2nd Amendment is not a suggestion. It's a right. #GOPDebate https://t.co/qeprp89nqk https://t.co/eKIQ2MojaT

[Braden Mouse @BradenMouse]

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[Braden Mouse @BradenMouse]

So...... Ronnie lost his debit card at the concert...... #NoBueno