squidward community college graduate

Aspiring Sleep Paralysis Demon

[squidward community college graduate @BraedenDkr]

i go to silly goose university where i major in clown studies with a concentration in court jesting and a minor in being a little guy

[Ada 𝜗𝜚˚⋆ @YPZBYDJCMKatyaa]

trixie fazbear 😭😭

[Ceno🐊💫 Magical Croc Vtuber & Plushiemaker @CenoCrocodile]

Advertise your account with one animation 🐊💫

Only one? Coming right up, boss 🍸

[emi @cosmicanura]

omg if i was famous and my stans started bashing the muppets in my name im doing unspeakable things

[squidward community college graduate @BraedenDkr]

@pissbitch4 @Themb0flcation *them ❤️

[r @6ffside]

this is what baseball is about.

[frankie (18+) @burgerboything]

i hosted a video tournament in my friend group where i made a bracket with videos people submitted and this one won out of 64 vids

[Livie @Liv_CR_love]

This killed me 😭🤣🤣

[Grace Cathedral Park @gracecthdralprk]

Liz handling the fallout of Jenna going to the island because she thinks “it’ll make her seem young by comparison.” Tracy also in hot water for going but it’s revealed in Epstein’s black book that he spent the entire time snorkeling

[squidward community college graduate @BraedenDkr]

@Cynthia73542209 @MVR3DX @CalltoActivism he didn't care the day of 9/11 either
https://t.co/8qC8kz8n7R

[la lesbian fight club @unloversciub]

imagine a bob so lethal it completely sways public opinion to her favor

[Boris Bardamu Simulator🐧 @BorisBardamu]

Its been a decade and still every choice about this fascinates me, the horrible audio quality, the completely different art styles between heads, only giving madonna cleavage, giving hillary a massive ass.

[Sponge ! ⛓️🪚👱 era @SussedSponge]

My father was a comedian, and when I asked him if joke timing like this could be written today, he solemnly said: "We can't, we don't know how"

[squidward community college graduate @BraedenDkr]

@MediumSizeMeech he really can pull off any look

[Aakash Gupta @aakashgupta]

"Golden" is so hard to sing that the women who recorded it lowered it two keys the first time they performed it live on Fallon.

The song runs from C3 to A5. Three full octaves. And the A5 at the top of the chorus has to come out in full chest voice, a note usually reserved for trained operatic sopranos.

The low end is the trap nobody notices. Those verses sit around C3, which is below where most female voices produce any real tone. Drop the key to make the high notes reachable and the bottom of the song disappears entirely. There's no comfortable version.

That happened because it was written for a cartoon. EJAE has said the production team asked for big high notes and she wrote them freely, assuming she'd never be the one singing it. Then the director heard her demo and cast her as the voice of Rumi.

She built a vocal Everest for an animated character and got assigned to climb it herself.

Which explains why this became the most requested Kellyoke ever. A song that humbles nearly every professional who attempts it, handed to the one daytime host who won her career in a live singing competition.

[Your Fave's Fave @_ItsMarisWorld_]

she has been campaigning for the rights to (break her vocal chords) sing this song live and I'm happy she got it!

She is also never singing this song live again, she was fighting for her LIFE 😂

[°˙∘○˚.• @cuntyybarbie]

im sorry but

[mike from veep @selinaknope]

parks and rec being funny while also being a famously happy and healthy work environment

[ben dpdl 🪵🚆 @chasingbodies]

this makes no sense, there is no way a musician's manager would stage an insurrection to distract from a bad album release :/ not realistic at all