Mother—
'Ole Shane Waldron has been sacked from his post in a last recourse to salvage this campaign.
Neighbors report his wagons were seen departing Union Station, filled with cheap offensive strategems & warbooks stolen from a nearby grammar school.
The seasons turn.
—CSW
If Flus and Waldron escapes this game without any accountability, we need to start pointing fingers at Ryan Poles.
It’s unacceptable at this point.
Your rookie QB sacked NINE TIMES.
The millions you spent on offense just scored 3 points. THREE POINTS.
Fire Eberflus and Waldron, keep Ryan Poles. I feel good enough about the improvement of this #Bears roster to keep him.
Invest heavy in the OL and hire an offensive-minded HC. Better yet, throw the bag at Ben Johnson.
You have no reason to not splurge at OL. You’ve gone cheap and it hasn’t worked. Learn from your mistakes and fix it.
Mother—
The men and I have voyaged with the northernly currents across the pond for Large Feline Hunting in the land of our tax-demanding forebears.
We line our pockets with shillings as the jaguar fur pelts have been well bartered.
There are heavenly winds in our sails.
—CW
Chicago—
The Golden State Company sent men to raise Soldiers' Field in search of gold as it was revealed their Gold Rush was of the foolish variety.
The men rose triumphant behind the Special Ammunitions unit led by Victor "Tory" Taylor.
Raise the gates of the Dub Saloon.
—CW