Brain Typos

#BrainTypos: when you misread something so bad it's good. No context provided (except when it is). Main account @RachelDWelton.

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What's a #braintypo?

It's when you read too fast and produce hilarious misunderstandings.

It's when you forget the difference between an IED and an IUD.

It's saying "D&D" when you mean "DNA."

It's everything we post here. No context provided; none needed.

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#Braintypo from news re: the second #Ukraine #whistleblower:

“The whistleblower has been interviewed by the agency’s infernal watchdog office.”

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#BrainTypo of the day:

“Soup or consequences”

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Today’s #braintypo:

“Four Wendigos and a Funeral”

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I cannot stop reading “subject repository” as “suppository,” and this is why I cannot become an academic librarian.

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Today's #BrainTypos:

Hell without cheese
Underwear analysis
Certificate of Vacation

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#BrainTypo:

"The future is in beta."

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#BrainTypo:

I read: "The Panera Papers."
It was: "The Panama Papers."

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It was: "Squiring."
I read: "SQUIRRELing."

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“Atomic hot dogs.”

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A #BrainTypo from Morning Edition today:

“The comedian government is considering selling tanks to different customers, like the UN.”

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“Post-traumatic theatre.”

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From a pal:

“Thought I might share my #BrainTypo of the day.

‘Martin's Hauling’ became ‘Hartin's Mauling.’”

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From a pal, upon seeing this caption:

“I definitely read that as ‘wild breasts.’l

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Mrs Twitter Guy just misread this very, very badly.

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I read this as "the south is not the way you think"

and it was terrifying. Directions are meaningless. East has met west. The south is not the way you think.

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A #BrainTypo from my pal Scheiny:

"The minivan of heaven."

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#BrainTypo:

“She survived her PhD in Spanish and Portuguese literature in 2018.”

Survived, received, functionally the same thing, right?

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#BrainTypo from a pal, redux:

"Dildo lunch special at Olive Garden!"

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From a friend:

They read: "Not pictured are the tomatoes that I threw up on."

It really was "that I threw on top."

Important difference, that.

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#BrainTypo:

“The city of Grandma, Spain.”