BrainlessBiryani

If your 2 a.m. thoughts were a person.

[BrainlessBiryani @BrainlezBiryani]

@filtercoffeee The 4 pillows on one side of the bed.

[BrainlessBiryani @BrainlezBiryani]

@gayjantaparty Of course you shouldn't press pause on your life but it'll be healthier if you sit with your thoughts for a while and process it instead of sweeping it off. Go through your own TL and you'll know. Really wishing the best for you man! Keep smiling.

[BrainlessBiryani @BrainlezBiryani]

I can think of something else with the same description...

[peanut_payasa @ayyo__raama]

Scenery 💯
Smell 🤢

[BrainlessBiryani @BrainlezBiryani]

@hornithinee It was viral on Tiktok just before they took it down.. Good that it's making a comeback.. Absolute banger!

[BrainlessBiryani @BrainlezBiryani]

@antibioticpig Little work and this can be the next Male to Male massage parlour!

[BrainlessBiryani @BrainlezBiryani]

It's 4.30 PM and I'm having unholy thoughts about Jayant Kaikini.

[BrainlessBiryani @BrainlezBiryani]

He wasn't lying... Was he?

[Pop Tingz @PopTingz]

Troye Sivan has released his new album “She’s the Best” alongside the “FF” music video.

[BrainlessBiryani @BrainlezBiryani]

Nithin Kamath when?

[Rahul @notself]

Gaurav Gupta might be the first comedian to be cancelled for being unfunny.

[BrainlessBiryani @BrainlezBiryani]

Let me introduce you to the life changing Power stroke kit from MyMuse... 🙏

[ಕಾರ್ತಿಕ್ @ghatti_chutney]

Peak male toy��

[BrainlessBiryani @BrainlezBiryani]

@cycleful If I enter a metro train and see people "vibing", I'm throwing up on the window.

[BrainlessBiryani @BrainlezBiryani]

Now, who’s asking you to eat off a bed at a morgue?

[a. @AXPosts]

"non vegetarian food" and it's literally the dead body of an animal on your plate. god forbid a person is morally superior to you who doesn’t want to eat from a plate where a living being’s dead body was placed.

[BrainlessBiryani @BrainlezBiryani]

Charanraj X Hemath Rao is like making love to the love of your life.

Charanraj X Duniya Vijay is like fking your Ex in the back of a car after breaking up for the 13th time in 2 yrs. It's wild!