Bv

Sit down and relax
~Me

[Chuqu_Mah @Chuqu_Mah]

When her messages are getting dry and short and you realize the Saudi Clubs are definitely in her dm

[carlinhos @musadoverawn]

quando a pessoa começa a demorar pra responder e ficar menos comunicativa, aí você percebe que seu período de teste grátis acabou

[Alli @tygarii]

But she’s Cancelo

[Ramardo @Ramardoh1]

Me acuerdo que salí del cine y fue como salir de la cancha recién eliminado en una semifinal de Copa, la gente cabeza abajo y todos en silencio

[julia @juumelo_]

I don’t know how many beers it takes to stop the yearning but so far it’s not twelve

[Joe @electionsjoe]

I love how the world is in chaos and NYC gets the sunshine and rainbows subplot.

[É 𝓸 𝓚 @jovem__karlos]

Ela um mês antes de dizer que não vê um futuro com vc

[Jozu 🇵🇦 @JozuJoestarr]

funniest part about this is that ain’t even the Goblin speaking. nigga meant that shit from the bottom of his heart

[J @JaaiSzn]

Told the office intern that our receptionist likes him and he genuinely tried shooting his shot with her blud….

[#1 Romanov Hater ☭🏳️‍🌈🤌🪑🔻 @RomanovHater]

Mother fucker, that’s called being HORNY

[Cryron Lue @StevyFranchise_]

You won, she didn’t like you enough. Ball up top

[🖊️ @_asiiiiiiii]

full court shot with 24 seconds on the clock

[funplings @funplings]

binary search

[Miilato @miiilato]

tom holland getting paid $100M to act broke, miserable, lonely, depressed and traumatized meanwhile i'm doing it for free

[𝔇𝔞𝔫 🧑🏾‍🚀 @astrovibesonly]

“i have other men who are willing to do it…”

[#𝐍𝐚𝐭𝐞 @RealNate08]

Mimi naisha😂😂😂😂

[Professor Labamba @BadmanFreke]

"Let me split your yansh open like a loaf of bread"

[Divyanshi 🦋 @avogandu]

Forgot to text or call my dramatic boyfriend for a day