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not funny “ha ha” ♥️ ¡Black Lives Matter! ♥️ ~she/her~

[B @BrandeeCline]

When will I become the deadbeat dad I’m meant to be?

[Posts Of Cats @PostsOfCats]

Pet rent is the stupidest concept I have ever heard of how do you expect my cat to pay $50 a month he is unemployed

[katdog @kattymatty413]

HARD RETWEET ‼️ thank you for sharing this

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

happy women’s day

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

Happy international Women’s Day

[Greta Thunberg @GretaThunberg]

yes, please do enlighten me. email me at [email protected]

[Tempa @FathomFloof]

Christmas! So soon!

[Erika Gajda @erikagajda]

Bing Crosby beat his kids so bad they had ptsd when they heard Christmas music. Don’t forget!

[Alexandra Cook @zandramims]

Merry christmeows 2022 🐱✨🎄

[syhnner @syhnner]

napping together? as a date? ofc

[syhnner @syhnner]

if we date, you gotta kiss me every 2 mins

[noah @ylnoahhh]

missionary so we can still argue face to face

[mae @_maecol]

He said his love language was physical touch so I bit him

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

i’m picky & i picked u

[jame @kloogans]

pretty fucked up that my body, a chemistry lab made of meat, simply chooses to make me feel a little bit nervous for no reason

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

therapist: why did you do that

me: ummm i don’t know babe u tell me

[xanax in cinnabon (ali) @xanabon]

(depressed Italian guy voice) ayyy I’m sulkin’ here

[Vincent Martella @vince_martella]

“slut era” i whisper to myself as i spend another night watching bob’s burgers

[eat soup @jasminericegirl]

"slut era" I whisper to myself as I only talk to one man and text him back immediately