Brandle

[Brandle @BrandiCorkern]

Alright boys and girls buckle tf up I have a rant to go on. If you come to a theatre show for whatever reason your little heart desires STAY OFF YOUR DAMN PHONE AND SHUT YOUR MOUTH. It's entirely rude and disrespectful and I will make sure you don't get that fine arts stamp bby

[han @hanishaunted]

i love that taylor ruins men’s football experience

[athena @athenamount]

“Taylor Swift enters the stadium”

Grown men:

[mons†er reactions @LMonsterReacts]

economy is worse than ever, homophobia is on the rise and lady gaga is #1 on the charts. welcome back 2009!

[Olive Garden @olivegarden]

We heard @taylorswift13 was here.

[verónica @soitfuckingoes]

THIS TO THE LOUVRE NOW

[nich☁️ @sohighschooll]

me waiting for Tay to show up

[Brandle @BrandiCorkern]

I’m back for my one day a year on twitter

[Helen @HelenfegusonogG]

I just overheard someone say “I’m not voting for Kamala Harris because she’s a woman, I’m voting for Kamala Harris because she wants me to have as many rights as a man”.

This needs to be said more.

[mortygurlswift☁️ @mortygurlswift]

is there anything this woman CANT do????

[Dan White @atdanwhite]

The 19-year-olds who attend my favorite university didn’t score enough touchdowns today so I’m blacked out, facedown in the driveway. My wife is crying, begging me to come inside & sing Happy Birthday to my son. “Please just reverse the Rav4” I whisper into the concrete.

[Spencer Althouse @SpencerAlthouse]

In honor of tonight’s Tony Awards, let’s never forget Neil Patrick Harris’s incredible 2013 opening number.

Over 200 performers on stage, and they never successfully completed it during rehearsals (which only started that day). Everything somehow went right during the live show.

[Brandle @BrandiCorkern]

I left the movie theater to pee and I forgot what row I was on and walked onto the wrong one so I turned around and left. I’ll see dune another time.

[Jenni @hashjenni]

BIRTH CONTROL SHOULD BE FOR MEN… IT SHOULD HAVE ALWAYS BEEN FOR MEN

[Brandle @BrandiCorkern]

@EricCGinn

[Max Toscano @maxtoscano1]

I gotta tell you I’d rather see Taylor Swift on an NFL broadcast than serial rapist Deshaun Watson

The fragility

[ryan duncan-ayala @ryanduncanayala]

Me when Suddenly Seymour comes on in the car

[Brandle @BrandiCorkern]

It’s literally just clouds. That’s thing is closed as soon as I sit down.

[trash jones @jzux]

if you get the window seat on a plane and immediately shut the window you should be guillotined

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

Whenever the league talks about player safety we should all remember that the NFL tried to make the players warm up for five minutes and restart this game before the coaches stepped in