Crazy things I've heard today:
Put my cutwaters on the phone!
Why would you turn South Carolina into a desert?! IDIOTS! -Podcaster
I was invested in the monkey business! -Frankie
Signs that Bae likes my hair:
*watching a video of some dudes harmonizing and I like it*
Him: nah dont be liking it right then. Unlike it. There you go, like it now. Liking it on beat. What's wrong with you. You willin with that long hair. That hair need to come out
Me: *sings the positive affirmations at the end of Happy People to my husband*
Him: I wanna throw this avocado at you so bad π
WERE YOU NOT LISTENING?!?!
Sevin attempted his first comment today. Practiced his comment. Raised his hand. Got called on. Whispered everything but the comment in the mic π€¦π½ββοΈ
We tried though. First steps.