Brando

[Layne Norton, PhD @BioLayne]

@garybrecka woke up today and said “how can I make mitochondria sound like house pets?”
Apparently cold showers “shock them awake” because I guess your mitochondria take naps and sh*t
Bro… if your mitochondria were asleep you wouldn’t need an energy hack, you’d need a coffin ⚰️☠️
This is the same ‘human biologist’ savant who said you liquify lean muscle in 3 minutes and that you run out of glycogen for glucose in 20 minutes and asked about what happens when you have no sugar in your bloodstream, trying to relate it to poor exercise performance. But I’ll tell you what happens… you’re f***ing dead because biology doesn’t work like an on/off switch, which you’d know if you actually had a slight idea what you were talking about 
Where are all these people collapsing because their mitochondria hit snooze?
Cold exposure may increase catecholamine release & make you feel more alert but this is only during complete cold water immersion at around 50-57 degrees fahrenheit. A cold shower ain’t doing that. 
Also, that has f*** all to do with your mitochondria. It’s like the ‘human biologist’ just draws random terms out of his hat everytime he speaks to sound smart but never actually says anything of substance
Gary built an entire platform on saying things that sound like they were written during a fever dream in a sauna. And somehow… it works.

Honestly, shoutout to the American education system for whatever the hell happened here.
As George Carlin said:
“Think about how dumb the average person is… then remember half are dumber than that.”
Gary seems determined to find them all.
But hey, whenever you want that debate you backed out of twice, big guy… I’m here.

[Brando @Brando6ix]

@KPILLAR4 @BlueJays We love you! Thanks for everything

[Brando @Brando6ix]

@HOUSEPORN___ Take me now. I'm in.

[Brando @Brando6ix]

@lexfridman @hubermanlab You guys are so smart, you should have kids!

[Brando @Brando6ix]

@hubermanlab A rich guy with no wife or kids loves morning sunshine. Groundbreaking.

[🍻Kurtis From Alberta🇨🇦 @leafguy403]

3 weeks until go time!
This season I’m giving back so much more to you beauts to show you my appreciation for the love & support!

IT STARTS RIGHT NOW!
For the first time I’m coming to Toronto for the home opener!
I’ve got 2 lower bowl tickets and I’m bringing one of you with me

To enter just like and share this!
Leafs vs Habs Oct 8th.
Time to create some positive energy for the buds ahead of the new season!
Draw will be in 1 week! Good luck!

YESSSSSSSSSIR! NOTHER BEEEER
#LeafsForever #leafsnation #mapleleafs @syc_brewing

[Brando @Brando6ix]

@heatdaddy69420 gearing up for NFL. Bunch of degenerates from Toronto looking for a NFL road trip. Not the Bills because the Bills fucking rock and we love them. Need an alternative environment for fun. What's the recommendation?

[Brando @Brando6ix]

@schober222 Home gym for the win. Obviously not an option for everyone but definitely a game changer.

[Brando @Brando6ix]

@ZubyMusic Same

[Brando @Brando6ix]

@Rainmaker1973 So do cocaine in your left nostril if you want to fall asleep that night?

[Brando @Brando6ix]

@TheSeppticTank Respect for your take. I love playing a competitive round with a pint on the 19th and I also love a round with friends drinking along the way. Different strokes for different folks. Just hit em straight and have fun.

[Brando @Brando6ix]

@andyfrisella Sounds like a loser trying to motivate himself 😂

[Brando @Brando6ix]

@NUCLRGOLF Just buy a drink you cheap loser

[Brando @Brando6ix]

@practicalgolf Any good examples for standards and habits?

[Brando @Brando6ix]

@hubermanlab Wake up, stretch, have some eggs, hit the golf course, coffee, couple beers, nap, read, make a nice meal, go for a swim, maybe a hot tub, relax with a nice movie with the wife and kids. Seems like I should write a book.

[Brando @Brando6ix]

@LeafSingh Fuck you, you piece of shit. I hope you never sacrifice anything for your children. What a dumb thing to say. Or God willing, you don't ever actually have your own children.

[Brando @Brando6ix]

@BizNasty2point0 I have never felt more relaxed about going to the Stanley Cup finals. Everyone else is just engagement farming. Stop criticizing your team for once in your life, Darren and just let it happen......

[Brando @Brando6ix]

@GrantHorvatGolf Joe Mama?

[Brando @Brando6ix]

@leafguy403 LFG!!!!!!! Welcome home big fella!!!

[Brando @Brando6ix]

@Xposed @MapleLeafs My son. Never been to a game, he's 14. Can't afford it.