Brando

Handling By Lotus

[Brando @BrandoHuang]

We're all just energy drinks left overnight in God's hot car

[Brando @BrandoHuang]

They should make oh shit handles for the driver's side, sometimes my own driving scares me

[Ethan Shanfeld @ethanshanfeld]

trader joe's orange chicken in the air fryer, trader joe's fried rice on the pan

[Brando @BrandoHuang]

@CumberbatchJim Add a fixed bucket seat that won't flex and the rollbar will be perfectly safe. 5/6point harnesses only too, 4 points without asm are stupid dangerous, also, retain your stock 3 point if you go harnesses. That way you don't have to choose between safety on street or track.

[Brando @BrandoHuang]

You ever feel like the random slice of cheesecake at a revolving sushi bar just destined to circle along the conveyer belt of life for all eternity

[Brando @BrandoHuang]

Everytime a drive thru worker forgets a straw with my drink I think of it as their vigilante way of helping the sea turtles

[Brando @BrandoHuang]

They should make oh shit handles for the driver's side, sometimes my own driving scares me

[Brando @BrandoHuang]

Acai bowls were invented so people could have an excuse to eat ice cream for breakfast without being judged

[wint @dril]

WOah. Just had another Dr. Oz dream. This time he was crying

[Brando @BrandoHuang]

The main takeaway I got from second sky is that porter sets his stage lights about 40% brighter than anyone else on the lineup

[Brando @BrandoHuang]

What if toddlers barked at each other like dogs and you had to like cross the street to avoid interactions with other babies

[Brando @BrandoHuang]

Finished the first season of the Bear and trying not to make it my whole personality

[Brando @BrandoHuang]

Do you think they had STDs in the cars movies
Like could you catch herbies

[Brando @BrandoHuang]

The absolute iron grip that Black Eyed Peas had on pop music in the 2000s.. they do not get enough credit

[Brando @BrandoHuang]

I was watching a hot sauce review and half the comments were Oh I see! You pick the hot sauce based on the food, so there's no best one. The other half were I PUT CRYSTAL ON MY COMMUNION WAFERS

[Brando @BrandoHuang]

How boomers felt about asbestos is probably how we'll feel about microplastics in 10 years or so

[Brando @BrandoHuang]

If you want to see some awful parents go to Zion national park. The amount of parents yelling at their children was absurd

[Alex Albon @alex_albon]

I understand that, with my agreement, Williams Racing have put out a press release this afternoon that I am driving for them next year. This is right and I have signed a contract with Williams for 2023. I will be driving for Williams next year.

😂 let’s gooo @williamsf1 💪